WARNING : RUDE!
Probably not for young'uns...
The clue is in the title...
When your mind is blank
And not thinking of much
You're not even feeling
That randy as such
You can try to avoid it
As hard as you like
But that's when the
Random erection will strike!
When you're at a meeting
It's your turn to talk
You daren't be upstanding
Let alone walk
When you are chatting
To your girlfriends mum
Quick! Grab the cushion
That's under your bum
When you are shopping
Best beg your pardon
Buy an unwanted coat
To disguise your hard on
In the queue at McDonaldsβ’
Your turn to come forth
But your wee man down south
Just keeps pointing north
You'll try anything
Not to look silly
When it seems Mother Nature's
Got a hold of your willy
I guess that it's only
Natural selection
That decides when men get
The random erection
There's only one cure
And it's better than nowt
Find somewhere private
And sort yourself out
But if you are caught
Whilst you are jerking
At least you can tell 'em
Its healthy and working...
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