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The Random Erection

WARNING : RUDE!
Probably not for young'uns...
The clue is in the title...

When your mind is blank
And not thinking of much
You're not even feeling
That randy as such
You can try to avoid it
As hard as you like
But that's when the
Random erection will strike!
When you're at a meeting
It's your turn to talk
You daren't be upstanding
Let alone walk
When you are chatting
To your girlfriends mum
Quick! Grab the cushion
That's under your bum
When you are shopping
Best beg your pardon
Buy an unwanted coat
To disguise your hard on
In the queue at McDonaldsβ„’
Your turn to come forth
But your wee man down south
Just keeps pointing north
You'll try anything
Not to look silly
When it seems Mother Nature's
Got a hold of your willy
I guess that it's only
Natural selection
That decides when men get
The random erection
There's only one cure
And it's better than nowt
Find somewhere private
And sort yourself out
But if you are caught
Whilst you are jerking
At least you can tell 'em
Its healthy and working...

leelee101

@leelee101

Try to know a little about a lot. Not a lot about little.

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Sorry I'm not an adult, but that my friend was funny!!!! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚βœŒ

Oh my....how you make me chuckle...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ’ΌπŸ’ΌπŸ’Ό thought you could do with a big ag to hide your πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ† ☺☺☺☺☺

Darn it....ag is meant to be bag!!πŸ˜‰

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘love it mate πŸ†

@magicmilkshake thank u, I'm glad it made u laugh! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

@glen haha! Cheers mate! You know it's all true... πŸ˜‚πŸ† cheers for the rp fella πŸ‘πŸ»

@leelee101 oh it did!

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ omg that's hilarious and brilliant, reminds me of Kevin and perry πŸ‘πŸ†πŸ…πŸŽπŸ˜˜

@misslittleDHP haha thanks Kim, and a big πŸ† for the repost! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘β€πŸ’‹

@minxyMolly glad you liked it MM, made me laugh writing it! β€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ a big old πŸ† for the RP hunny πŸ‘πŸ’‹

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ dreaded diesel dick we call it at work.. The gentle rumbling of a diesel van can have effects πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@Burrfoot that's hilarious!!....πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸššπŸššπŸ†πŸ†πŸ†πŸ†

@Burrfoot @misslittleDHP haha πŸ†πŸ…πŸ…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸššπŸššπŸšš

@Burrfoot cheers for reposting fella πŸ‘πŸ˜‰

@misslittleDHP @leelee101 you're right it strikes at the most inappropriate times!

@Burrfoot haha! πŸ˜‚ do tell...

Hahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚I cant stop laughing. I also just remembered all the times i see men tryin in vain to hide or "fix" itπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@Burrfoot really? No shit. It's never good when it strikes. Btw, you appear to be fingering the Face of Boe

So, do true! Captured the ahem feeling perfectly! Just couldn't stop laughing! πŸ˜‚

My hubby has found that very amusing .... I wonder why. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

@wolfie πŸ˜‚ it was so hard to tell where his bits were 😳 @leelee101 πŸ˜‚ even I have limits on what can be divulged..

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ fabulously funny!! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ feel so sorry for guys getting all embarrassed though... Sometimes usefull... 😏😳😜

@Burrfoot fair enough mate, if that's the case I clearly don't need to know! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@RichWithey πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ cheers for reposting hombre πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ»

@Burrfoot true. But the poor bastard does have his balls hanging off his face. In, like, testicle-dreads. Weird. @ leelee101 this is a great piece, has started some great convo. But never ask a van man to elaborate on his va va voom moments

@eddie12309 it's all true hunny! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

@wolfie haha cheers nik, duly noted! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

@Splashdown haha! Cheers! πŸ»πŸ‘

@wolfie and 🍻 beers for the RP nik πŸ‘

@Splashdown and thank u for reposting πŸ‘β€

@sarahgamal haha! Thanks Sarah ❀ and πŸ’‹ for the RP. And there's only one way to 'fix' it... πŸ† πŸ˜‚

@naaviie πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ†

Brilliant !😹😹😹

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Amazingly brilliant fella πŸ˜œπŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

XD

@TommyWalsh cheers tommy πŸ‘ and a 🍻 for the repost, muchly appreciated πŸ˜‰

@DaddyDooDahs ah cheers DDD, appreciate that mate πŸ‘πŸ˜‰πŸ‘

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’šπŸ˜˜

@HeatherAnne πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ†πŸ˜³

Lol, so funny! πŸ˜‰

@Tizzy thank u πŸ† whoops! How did that get there...πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

There aren't any words to describe how funny this is... Especially when I'm on my iPod, reading things on Opuss before going to sleep... This has got to be one of the funniest things I have read! 😝 Also, I have heard that πŸ”πŸŸ can make people happy... But didn't know how happy... Brings a whole new meaning to the term "Happy Meal", lol... πŸ˜‚

@leelee101 Haha! πŸ†πŸ˜„

@Tizzy Blimey, you read this before going to sleep? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ oh dear, saucy dreams ahoy! πŸ†πŸ‘β€ thanks for the RP πŸ‘πŸ˜˜πŸ‘

@leelee101 Yep! Lol πŸ˜‚

And you're welcome! :3

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