I've got one bollock that's bigger than the other
It's never really caused me any bother.
They are my twins and I like them equally
They flop about when I go for a pee.
As I get older I have found
They are getting closer to the ground.
Sometimes when I sit down quick
They get squashed 'tween thigh and dick.
But my little furry friends are always there
Looking to escape and find fresh air.
I like to put my hands down inside my jeans
Its a comfort thing picked up in my teens.
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