I've got one bollock that's bigger than the other
It's never really caused me any bother.
They are my twins and I like them equally
They flop about when I go for a pee.
As I get older I have found
They are getting closer to the ground.
Sometimes when I sit down quick
They get squashed 'tween thigh and dick.
But my little furry friends are always there
Looking to escape and find fresh air.
I like to put my hands down inside my jeans
Its a comfort thing picked up in my teens.
Your feedback helps Burrfoot understand what's working
Getting there, one step at a time
My boobs are going southwards. Their heading for my toes. How far they reach is a guess that nobody does know. But hopefully, eventually the downward trend must. slow. So, watch this space you all.
Help help. I'm caught in a trance. There's action I feel. Down in my pants. A beautiful woman. Is staring at me. The penis below. Wants to be free. It's getting stiffer. It wants a good night.
Lmfao 😂😂😂 weird isn't it how men have 1 bollocks bigger than the other and women have one boob bigger than the other!! Don't see women grabbing their boobs for comfort tho, which is a shame! 👍
@smellyfingers The whole 'comfort juggle' is inherent to ALL men I believe. And re the boob thing? Next time you see that little old lady at the bus stop with tits down to her waist (comes to us all I'm sure)....you might change your mind about her having a rummage😂😂😂😂😲
@Fly10 nooooo I don't do that (I know they are there, no need to check) and thanks for that image of the granny.....eewwww 😳😨😱😣😂😂😂
@smellyfingers Well you're a rare man indeed! But I knew that already😉 Sorry for the image-hope tit doesn't spoil your dinner..😂😂😘
@mort @smellyfingers @Fly10 a quote from my favourite comedy of all time, 'just one of the guys' springs to mind... 'balls itch'
@Burrfoot, it's a common known fact, that guys of all ages tend to play a game of pocket billiards, but how many will admit to doing it so much, they now have a hole in their pocket lol
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