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Going Southwards

My boobs are going southwards
Their heading for my toes
How far they reach is a guess that nobody does know
But hopefully, eventually the downward trend must
slow

So, watch this space you all
I'll let you know how it goes
And wether they do ever reach my knobbly knees and toes

sleepydragon

@sleepydragon

I am a mum with a lovely husband and two wonderful children. Enjoying being me, enjoying having fun!!

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Oops.. I've pressed spam instead of repost again 😳

😂😂😂 nice one

Hahaha, I love something to make me laugh, thank you! 😹😹😹

@Burrfoot ha ha! Secretly, you must be easily offended-NOT! 😉

Love this! Aging poetry- rich with possibilities🌟👍🌟

@Burrfoot Oh no!! Spam strikes again!!! Glad you liked it aren't you glad you don't have that problem??? ✨🌟✨🌟

@sarahgamal Glad you liked it. ✨🌟✨

@crowncottage It made me laugh to write it too. 🌟Can't wait till my children see it. They will probably say, oh mum!! In that voice. You know the one? Thank you for the RP too. Much appreciated dear lady. ✨🌟✨🌟

@ckahn It does have great possibilities I feel. It could start a revolution. Wow! What fun! ✨🌟✨🌟

I have similar gravitational age problems 😂

@Burrfoot we all have similar problems, worse luck! 😹

@sleepydragon oh yes, I know that look. I see it often! 😹😹

@sleepydragon voice, I meant!

Oooooooohhhhh mum why???!?

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years." "Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago." "Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago." "I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your porridge. A joke courtesy of my dad I just read this to him 😂😂

@sjw hahaha, great! Thank you Dad for that, I'll be passing it on! 😹😹😹

I must confess I nearly scrolled past this but saw the word boobs....attention grabbed, brilliant👏👏

@crowncottage I did he's smiling now lol 😘😂

@sjw That is so funny. You had the whole family laughing. And I'm really, really pleased. I've obviously got a long way to go, mine are no where near the porridge!!! ✨🌟✨

@sjw Big thank you to your dad. A real gem! ✨🌟✨

@patdolan83 Glad you liked it, it's good to have a giggle. Actually it was more of a belly laugh. My children's reaction was so funny. I think I'll dream up some more! ✨🌟✨

@sjw @patdolan83 @gazplend Thank you so much for kind re-posts. Much appreciated. ✨🌟✨

@chickengamer. Thank you for the RP. So glad you liked it. ✨🌟✨

Glad to hear it! Keep doing those push-ups 😘 and yes you need to do some more 😂😂

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