Does a thousand pound make a poor man rich?
I want to invest but the government will still tax it
I won't have enough left to feed my kids
So I weighs up my options for the best profit
Man in the pub said he could double it in a day
If I brought the hollow power tools he won on eBay
I replied I'll have a triple whiskey if he'll pay
So the publican took the happy hour sign away
Man at a casino said the sky's the limit
If I brought some chips I won't regret it
I replied I'll be in the bar cos I'm dyslexic
So the manager informed the dealers they won't get tipped
Man next door said a grand don't come for free
If I payed his electricity bill he'll share his weed with me
I replied I'll drink to that but I need my tax relief
So my wife can buy more crap we both don't need
I'll just drown my sorrows from all the vultures
Who want something for nothing in this culture
A culture of greed and opportunists who keep on taking
To earn a quick buck from all that they are faking
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