America
Where pizza comes faster than an ambulance
America
Where the roads are littered with dead animals, trash, and homeless people
America
Where the kids do drugs and drink 'till they drop
America
Where there's a weight epidemic and skinny-jeans fad
America
A country controlled by the media
America
Where our uniform for the Olympics is made in China
America
Isn't it beautiful?
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The land of the free and the home of the brave. You should take a look at England. We are catching up to you guys.
I live in England and see 12 year olds taking drugs and drinking alcohol and local 14 year olds committing murder.... That's why I love Opuss so much, it's nothing like the rest of the world, I'm beginning to think we'll die of a self inflicted suicidal apocalypse.... 😰
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