Only in America do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries and a diet coke.
Only in America do banks leave the doors wide open but chain the pens to the desk.
Only in America can a pizza get delivered to your house faster then an ambulance.
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"Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections."
These are some of the things that get on my nerves. The TV weather forecast, tells yesterday's weather. Who is this for exactly?.
America. Where pizza comes faster than an ambulance. America. Where the roads are littered with dead animals, trash, and homeless people. America. Where the kids do drugs and drink 'till they drop.
How can I help you today. Assault rifles. Yessiree. They're on special offer Buy one get one free.
"AFTER DARK?" That would be morning. "SLEPT LIKE A BABY?" Why, did you scream, cry, and keep your parents up all night. UGG BOOTS+BOOTY SHORTS. Make up your mind. FAKE TANNER SUNSCREEN.
America is a nation that I feel, with great sadness, that has never ascended to the level of greatness it has convinced itself it is made of.
It started out as an obsession; turned into a lifestyle and yet I lay awake at night; was it worthwile; the possessions I owned or was I possessed by them; I was strapped to the floor; I was...
I'm not sure if I dreamt this but I think I heard somewhere that the plan in the USA to combat gun crime is to put armed police in every school.
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