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Things That Don't Make Sense

rainbowmelk
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"AFTER DARK?"
That would be morning.

"SLEPT LIKE A BABY?"
Why, did you scream, cry, and keep your parents up all night?

UGG BOOTS+BOOTY SHORTS?
Make up your mind.

FAKE TANNER SUNSCREEN?
Silly on so many levels. You're fake enough already.

CARGO/SHIPMENTS?
Trucks deliver shipments and ships deliver cargo say what?

INFAMOUS?
Don't trust the prefix.

FAKE EYEBROWS?
Soo...you shaved off your eyebrows... So you could paint them on?

THE 3 MUSKETeers
...and they pull out a sword ?

"DID THE BUS COME YET?"
No, I'm just standing here at this bus stop for fun.

THE MAKEUP FACE
Why is your mouth open? You're putting on eyeshadow, not lipstick.

All I could think of at the moment.. I'm sure there's plenty more though! Comment of you have any.

#comedy #general #observational-humor #pop-culture #satire #social-commentary
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Comments & Feedback (6)

crowncottage
crowncottage
Apr 5, 2012 at 6:58 AM

😄 my favourite is the sunscreen one

coolioXP
coolioXP
Apr 5, 2012 at 1:32 PM
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rainbowmelk
rainbowmelk
Apr 6, 2012 at 4:07 AM

@crowncottage Thank you! Saw it at the store, and just couldn't understand it.

rainbowmelk
rainbowmelk
Apr 6, 2012 at 4:08 AM

@coolioXP glad to hear.. Thanks for taking turnsole to comment!😊

rainbowmelk
rainbowmelk
Apr 6, 2012 at 4:09 AM

The time*** another thing that doesn't make sense (or rather, the maker of things that don't make sense): AUTOCORRECT.

ChrisL
ChrisL
Apr 6, 2012 at 9:58 PM

So true

nikujagagirl
nikujagagirl
Jun 19, 2012 at 1:13 AM

My favorite is slept like a baby

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