Random Quote #226
You don't have to graduate from Harvard to be a genius..
So you want to hear the story of my life? I was born, I live, and one day I will die.
You don't have to graduate from Harvard to be a genius..
To hold your hand feels like I'm holding the entire world in my palm. Just one look in your eyes and I see the vast blue of the ocean. To hear you speak is to hear the music of angels.
My writing is so much more than just my life, it is my very body and soul..
Person: I don't have any friends. :( Me: I'll be your friend. Person: Ummmm, I'm good thanks. Me: :'( forever alone..
The most amazing thing about being a human is being able to see through the illusion of this life and no go insane..
Life is just like a Bollywood movie,minus the breaking out into song..
In 1997 Japan's Kinki university tried to stop the beef shortage by creating the world's first cow clones..
The worst thing you could possibly fall in is not lava, a pit of crocodiles or quicksand, it's love..
I've been in love with you ever since I first laid my eye on you..
Who says cartoons are for kids?.
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't share every single little thing that happens in my life with the entire world..
Elephants, lions, and camels once roamed Alaska 12,000 years ago..
The worst feeling ever is the feeling that you've let someone down..
The best medicine is a good book..
Seeing you smile is like seeing the sun rise after a dark, long night..
The word "Muppet" (naturally invented by Jim Henson) is the combining of the words marionette and puppet..
Opuss: The only cat in the world that hasn't scratched me yet..
I feel joy like the shining sun, I feel love like the flowers in spring, I feel peace like great oak trees, I feel giddy like a little girl, I feel............... Wonderful!.
Stay random!.
Nothing brings me more joy than a good book..
The best thing about being a writer is getting to escape into your own universe..
Funnest time of the week Really Incredible Day I've been waiting for Ah, I can't believe it Yay. Friday!.
The most valuable thing in the world is not diamonds, nor gold, nor power, it's friendship..
My friends are my family, is there something wrong with that?.
My dear friend, please don't be so sad. Things don't have to be so bad. I will always listen to you, so please don't feel so blue.
I was "The Nikujaga girl", but now it's Lent. So now I am just "The girl." #4linesforfun.
The rain falls from the sky like the tears of a lonely heart. Down it drips, down it drips. #4linesforfun.
When people write amazing poems about how they have no inspiration..
The day is dull, the rain still falls. The sky is dark and gray. The words won't come, and I can't think, when it's a bad day.
Where I learned world history from: 10% school 10% my dad 80% Hetalia.
True strength comes from not being afraid to be yourself..
Friend: Who's your favorite Disney character. Me: Scar. Friend: But he's so evil. Me: What can I say. I've always had kind of a thing for bad boys..
Horses were meant for petting, not for eating (Yes I'm talking to you Taco Bell)..
T-shirts say it all..
Scary, or silly. Happy Or sad Remember not To make it too long. Simple Tales Of Riches and glory of Intelligence and love are Especially important for Short stories.
In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and the longest..
In medieval England, beer was commonly served for breakfast..
I could be hip, I could be popular, I could be glamorous, I could be stylish, I could be part of the "in" crowd, I could be the life of the party, I could be cool, but I wouldn't be myself..
There is a fine, fine line between what is evil, and what is different..
800 Opusses. No way. 800 Opusses. Yay. Yay. Yay. 800 Opusses. Do my eyes deceive me. 800 Opusses. I'm so happy. 800 Opusses. You know what that means?!. I have no life..
I love you because: you make me laugh, you make me smile, you have always been there for me, you made my world so much brighter than you will ever know, you accepted the real me, you gave my life...
My family is the best thing that has ever happened to me..
Flowers are God's greatest blessing to man..
The classic cartoon character Goofy is actually a widower..
So you want to hear the story of my life. I was born, I live, and one day I shall die..
(me eating lunch) Me: There's a tooth................ in my taco..
Life is simple, people are complicated..
There are too many things to be happy about to ever waste a moment being sad. There is too much love in the world to spend all your time hating.
One does not ever truly leave the world of writing. Once you start you never really stop..
Tuesday is the most productive work day of the week..
There may be a lot of bad things in the world, but there are a billion times as many good things..
Monday: Nothing Tuesday: Nothing Wednesday: Nothing Thursday: Nothing Friday: Nothing Saturday: Sleep Sunday: Nothing As you can see I have a very tight schedule..
Majestic Object in the sky Outer space is your home Night has never been more lovely.
(me watching the Oscar's) And the winner for best movie of the year is............................. (half an hour later) Argo. Me: NOOOOO!!. WHY DIDN'T LES MISERABLES WIN?!?!?!?!.
It's just one of those great mysteries of life, like why Snooki is famous..
So many ideas, I'm bursting at the seams. My head is about to explode. So many ideas and so little time. What to write. What to write. Concentrate. Concentrate. CONCENTRATE!!. I just can't decide.
Chewing gum can help you concentrate..
200 quotes of randomness, 200 quotes of pain. 200 quotes of sunshine, 200 quotes of rain. 200 quotes of love, 200 quotes of hate. 200 quotes of life, 200 quotes of fate.
The greatest quality one can posses is the quality of mercy..
The left leg of a chicken is the tenderest leg..
Taylor Swift: I knew you were trouble when you walked in. Me: If you knew he was trouble then why did you date him?.
The only thing more valuable than all the riches in the world is love..
One of life's greatest illusions is life itself..
What's that you say. Comics are for little kids. Clearly you have not read "Maus.".
Dear Opuss, Roses are red, violets are blue, all the apps in the world have nothing on you. Love, The Nikujaga girl.
According to society's standards, I do not exist nor am I a mortal..
Well that explains a lot. The popular children's cartoon "Spongebob Square pants" was originally written for adults..
My heart has a light, it shines very bright, from morning 'till night. My heart has a light. Despite where I've been, despite what I've seen, my heart has a light.
There is nothing wrong with being a little insane; for the world contains an unspeakable madness and that little bit of insanity is the only way you can survive it..
Piece of paper, pen in hand. Why the words won't come I can't understand. Concentrate. Concentrate. It all just slips my mind. Inspiration why are you so hard to find. My brain's on the blink.
A giraffes heart can weigh over 24 pounds..
Japan: The only country that has censored cartoons..
I once had a dream that gave me cheats to a computer game..
Be grateful for the earth you stand on. Be grateful for the air you breath. Be grateful for sun that shines down upon you. Be grateful for the trees that shade you.
#100things 51. Finding subliminal messages in cartoons 52. Admiring the color red (such a lovely color!) 53. Read/ make up stories to my little cousins 54. Having afternoon tea 55.
#100things 1. Writing, anything really. 2. Reading 3.
Regular people: Oh no. It's raining. Me: Yay. It's raining. Now I can stay inside and surf the web all day!.
In Omaha, Nebraska it is illegal to burp in church..
Never take making someone laugh for granted; because laughter can get you through the toughest and darkest of times..
Tattered clothes, red eyes, why does no one hear my cries. Matted hair, skin and bones, I'm so sick if being alone. Caked with dirt, blood streaked face, get me out of this cruel place.
I don't understand why on earth "The Simpsons" is trying to be more like "Family guy", I mean I watch "The Simpsons" to escape "Family guy!".
Happy Valentines day. I wish you all the love and happiness in the world. I hope you have a lot of fun all you wonderful Opussian boys and girls.
Alone but not lonely..
Everyone is always saying that I look so lonely all the time. They watch as I sit all by myself and stare out the window. They seem to feel bad for me.
How regular people spend Valentines day: Having a romantic dinner with their loved one. How I spend Valentines day: Eating ramen and watching south park with my dog..
Valentines day: A.K.A Singles awareness day..
(me all the way back in 5th grade) (my classmates looking at optical illusions) One kid: I see a dog. Another kid: I see a dolphin. Yet another kid: I see a flower. Me: I saw Satan. Everyone: .
If you were a flower I'd pick you..
(me staring out a window) Person: What are you looking at. Me: I'm having a staring contest with that squirrel over there..
Since I've written ten whole chapters of my story "How a little girl ruined my life" I decided I would have a Q and A where fans, or should I say fan (I am eternally grateful @speed577) get to ask...
They made me cry, you dried my tears. They hurt me, you healed my wounds. They rejected me, you accepted me. They broke me, you fixed me. They gave me sorrow, you gave me joy.
To see the world from your eyes part II : Dear crappy computer Dear crappy computer, Today was officially the worst day ever in the history of worst days.
The main characters on Sponge bob squarepants were inspired by the seven deadly sins..
It seems as if everyone is sick, coughing and sneezing and spreading the ick. Been washing my hands now more than ever. I feel like this sickness will last forever.
Birthday time, birthday time. Time for sushi and time for cheer. Birthday time. Birthday time. Birthday time is finally here. It's the time of the year that I just adore.
Happy birthday to me. It's my first birthday on Opuss as you can see. Enough of making this rhyme, because I don't have the time. Thank you for giving my work a chance, I really appreciate it.
Pretty little wOrds that makE me sMile..
#opussweeklychallenge One earth for sale. One earth for sale. One rotten and dirty old earth for sale. Where you have to go inside to get any fresh air. It's falling apart but no one really cares.
The parachute was invented by Leonardo da Vinci in 1515..
Valentines day: A.K.A the worst day of the year for singles..