nikujagagirl
You don't have to graduate from Harvard to be a genius.
To hold your hand feels like I'm holding the entire world in my palm. Just one look in your eyes and I see the vast blue of the ocean. To hear you speak is to hear the music of angels. To be with you feels like I have finally found what I …
My writing is so much more than just my life, it is my very body and soul.
Person: I don't have any friends. :( Me: I'll be your friend. Person: Ummmm, I'm good thanks. Me: :'( forever alone.
The most amazing thing about being a human is being able to see through the illusion of this life and no go insane.
Life is just like a Bollywood movie,minus the breaking out into song.
In 1997 Japan's Kinki university tried to stop the beef shortage by creating the world's first cow clones.
The worst thing you could possibly fall in is not lava, a pit of crocodiles or quicksand, it's love.
I've been in love with you ever since I first laid my eye on you.
Who says cartoons are for kids?
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only person who doesn't share every single little thing that happens in my life with the entire world.
Elephants, lions, and camels once roamed Alaska 12,000 years ago.
The worst feeling ever is the feeling that you've let someone down.
The best medicine is a good book.
Seeing you smile is like seeing the sun rise after a dark, long night.
The word "Muppet" (naturally invented by Jim Henson) is the combining of the words marionette and puppet.
Opuss: The only cat in the world that hasn't scratched me yet.
I feel joy like the shining sun, I feel love like the flowers in spring, I feel peace like great oak trees, I feel giddy like a little girl, I feel............... Wonderful!
Stay random!
Nothing brings me more joy than a good book.
The best thing about being a writer is getting to escape into your own universe.
Funnest time of the week Really Incredible Day I've been waiting for Ah, I can't believe it Yay! Friday!
The most valuable thing in the world is not diamonds, nor gold, nor power, it's friendship.
My friends are my family, is there something wrong with that?
My dear friend, please don't be so sad. Things don't have to be so bad. I will always listen to you, so please don't feel so blue. I will always be there for you if you need me, just be who you want to be. Don't ever listen to what they say…
I was "The Nikujaga girl", but now it's Lent. So now I am just "The girl."
The rain falls from the sky like the tears of a lonely heart. Down it drips, down it drips.
When people write amazing poems about how they have no inspiration.
The day is dull, the rain still falls. The sky is dark and gray. The words won't come, and I can't think, when it's a bad day. When the day is good, and the sun still shines, and the sky is a bright blue, the words flow like a river. And i…
Where I learned world history from: 10% school 10% my dad 80% Hetalia
True strength comes from not being afraid to be yourself.
Friend: Who's your favorite Disney character? Me: Scar. Friend: But he's so evil! Me: What can I say? I've always had kind of a thing for bad boys.
Horses were meant for petting, not for eating (Yes I'm talking to you Taco Bell).
T-shirts say it all.
Scary, or silly. Happy Or sad Remember not To make it too long. Simple Tales Of Riches and glory of Intelligence and love are Especially important for Short stories
In ancient Japan, public contests were held to see who could fart the loudest and the longest.
In medieval England, beer was commonly served for breakfast.
I could be hip, I could be popular, I could be glamorous, I could be stylish, I could be part of the "in" crowd, I could be the life of the party, I could be cool, but I wouldn't be myself.
There is a fine, fine line between what is evil, and what is different.
800 Opusses? No way! 800 Opusses? Yay! Yay! Yay! 800 Opusses? Do my eyes deceive me? 800 Opusses? I'm so happy! 800 Opusses? You know what that means?!? I have no life.
I love you because: you make me laugh, you make me smile, you have always been there for me, you made my world so much brighter than you will ever know, you accepted the real me, you gave my life beauty, you taught me to never give up, you …
My family is the best thing that has ever happened to me.
Flowers are God's greatest blessing to man.
The classic cartoon character Goofy is actually a widower.
So you want to hear the story of my life? I was born, I live, and one day I shall die.
(me eating lunch) Me: There's a tooth................ in my taco.
Life is simple, people are complicated.
There are too many things to be happy about to ever waste a moment being sad. There is too much love in the world to spend all your time hating. There are too many good things in the world to think it's a horrible place. There are too many …
One does not ever truly leave the world of writing. Once you start you never really stop.
Tuesday is the most productive work day of the week.
There may be a lot of bad things in the world, but there are a billion times as many good things.
Monday: Nothing Tuesday: Nothing Wednesday: Nothing Thursday: Nothing Friday: Nothing Saturday: Sleep Sunday: Nothing As you can see I have a very tight schedule.
Majestic Object in the sky Outer space is your home Night has never been more lovely
(me watching the Oscar's) And the winner for best movie of the year is............................. (half an hour later) Argo! Me: NOOOOO!!! WHY DIDN'T LES MISERABLES WIN?!?!?!?!? WHO'S IN CHARGE OF THIS ANYWAY?! I BET THEY DIDN'T EVEN SEE …
It's just one of those great mysteries of life, like why Snooki is famous.
So many ideas, I'm bursting at the seams. My head is about to explode. So many ideas and so little time. What to write? What to write? Concentrate! Concentrate! CONCENTRATE!!! I just can't decide. What to do? What to choose? My brain is on…
Chewing gum can help you concentrate.
200 quotes of randomness, 200 quotes of pain. 200 quotes of sunshine, 200 quotes of rain. 200 quotes of love, 200 quotes of hate. 200 quotes of life, 200 quotes of fate. 200 quotes of laughter, 200 quotes of tears. 200 quotes of nightmares,…
The greatest quality one can posses is the quality of mercy.
The left leg of a chicken is the tenderest leg.
Taylor Swift: I knew you were trouble when you walked in. Me: If you knew he was trouble then why did you date him?
The only thing more valuable than all the riches in the world is love.
One of life's greatest illusions is life itself.
What's that you say? Comics are for little kids? Clearly you have not read "Maus."
Dear Opuss, Roses are red, violets are blue, all the apps in the world have nothing on you. Love, The Nikujaga girl
According to society's standards, I do not exist nor am I a mortal.
Well that explains a lot. The popular children's cartoon "Spongebob Square pants" was originally written for adults.
My heart has a light, it shines very bright, from morning 'till night. My heart has a light. Despite where I've been, despite what I've seen, my heart has a light. It shines when I smile, even when things are vile. When I feel unwell, when …
There is nothing wrong with being a little insane; for the world contains an unspeakable madness and that little bit of insanity is the only way you can survive it.
Piece of paper, pen in hand. Why the words won't come I can't understand. Concentrate! Concentrate! It all just slips my mind. Inspiration why are you so hard to find? My brain's on the blink. I just can't think. Concentrate! Concentrate!…
A giraffes heart can weigh over 24 pounds.
Japan: The only country that has censored cartoons.
I once had a dream that gave me cheats to a computer game.
Be grateful for the earth you stand on. Be grateful for the air you breath. Be grateful for sun that shines down upon you. Be grateful for the trees that shade you. Be grateful for the water that cleanses you. Be grateful for the grass bene…
51. Finding subliminal messages in cartoons 52. Admiring the color red (such a lovely color!) 53. Read/ make up stories to my little cousins 54. Having afternoon tea 55. Imagine what my past life was like 56. Go to museums 57. Swim 58. C…
1. Writing, anything really. 2. Reading 3. Listening to music (my favorite bands are "The Police", "The Beatles", "The Rolling stones," "The English beat," "The Clash," and "Bowling for soup." 4. Going on my laptop 5. Playing the piano 6. P…
Regular people: Oh no! It's raining! Me: Yay! It's raining! Now I can stay inside and surf the web all day!
In Omaha, Nebraska it is illegal to burp in church.
Never take making someone laugh for granted; because laughter can get you through the toughest and darkest of times.
Tattered clothes, red eyes, why does no one hear my cries? Matted hair, skin and bones, I'm so sick if being alone. Caked with dirt, blood streaked face, get me out of this cruel place. House burned down, now mama's dead, all that's left is…
I don't understand why on earth "The Simpsons" is trying to be more like "Family guy", I mean I watch "The Simpsons" to escape "Family guy!"
Happy Valentines day! I wish you all the love and happiness in the world! I hope you have a lot of fun all you wonderful Opussian boys and girls! May your crush finally kiss you, may you be showered with chocolates and flowers! And may Cup…
Alone but not lonely.
Everyone is always saying that I look so lonely all the time. They watch as I sit all by myself and stare out the window. They seem to feel bad for me. I've been getting sympathetic looks now more than ever, especially since it's Valentines…
How regular people spend Valentines day: Having a romantic dinner with their loved one. How I spend Valentines day: Eating ramen and watching south park with my dog.
Valentines day: A.K.A Singles awareness day.
(me all the way back in 5th grade) (my classmates looking at optical illusions) One kid: I see a dog! Another kid: I see a dolphin! Yet another kid: I see a flower! Me: I saw Satan. Everyone:
If you were a flower I'd pick you.
(me staring out a window) Person: What are you looking at? Me: I'm having a staring contest with that squirrel over there.
Since I've written ten whole chapters of my story "How a little girl ruined my life" I decided I would have a Q and A where fans, or should I say fan (I am eternally grateful @speed577) get to ask characters any question they want to. You …
They made me cry, you dried my tears. They hurt me, you healed my wounds. They rejected me, you accepted me. They broke me, you fixed me. They gave me sorrow, you gave me joy. They took away my sanity, you gave it back. They killed me insi…
To see the world from your eyes part II : Dear crappy computer Dear crappy computer, Today was officially the worst day ever in the history of worst days! I barely slept at all last night so I was way too tired to do much of anything toda…
The main characters on Sponge bob squarepants were inspired by the seven deadly sins.
It seems as if everyone is sick, coughing and sneezing and spreading the ick. Been washing my hands now more than ever. I feel like this sickness will last forever. Contagion going everywhere, yet people still being slobs without care. With…
Birthday time, birthday time! Time for sushi and time for cheer! Birthday time! Birthday time! Birthday time is finally here! It's the time of the year that I just adore. The only people who remembered was my parents and the store! Birthday…
Happy birthday to me! It's my first birthday on Opuss as you can see. Enough of making this rhyme, because I don't have the time. Thank you for giving my work a chance, I really appreciate it. Love, The Nikujaga girl
Pretty little wOrds that makE me sMile.
One earth for sale! One earth for sale! One rotten and dirty old earth for sale! Where you have to go inside to get any fresh air! It's falling apart but no one really cares! One earth for sale! One earth for sale! One stinking and dying ol…
The parachute was invented by Leonardo da Vinci in 1515.
Valentines day: A.K.A the worst day of the year for singles.
I love writing stories, the only problem is once I start I can't seem to stop.
I must see this! The main love interest on the tv show "friends" was originally intended to be Monica and Joey.
I spend three hours deciding what to wear. I check the mirror constantly although I normally wouldn't care. I get the butterflies in my stomach whenever I see you. I get so scared and nervous, I don't know what to do. Does everyone stare th…
Mickey Mouse was the first non-human to win an Academy Award.
The earth is the only place in the universe where both good and bad exist together.
The world is a very fickle place, but the one thing that will never change is how much I love you.
I learned so much from the people I never even knew.
Chocolate makes everything better!
"To see the world from your eyes Part I : Dear diary Dear diary, Today was the best day ever! The morning started off as it usually did. I made breakfast, cleaned the house, did the laundry and woke up Uncle Deric. He seemed pretty grumpy…
Pencil, paper, eraser in hand. Words are now at my command. The letters start to become a story, full of magic and full of glory. A smile spreads across my face as I'm transported to a wonderful place. But then, the tip of my pencil breaks!…
Being my family is something you're born with, being my friend is something you earn.
The only thing more terrifying to me than any monster or ghoul is forgetting who I am.
I just saw a movie were a boy's father is murdered right in front of him by his uncle, then he runs away from home and comes back to find his uncle beating his mother. Then he battles his uncle to the death. The lion king is just full of d…
You talk of unifying everyone, and yet you have schools for people with different religions.
In the city of Milwaukee, residents must keep pet elephants on a leash while walking them.
My followers: I have no idea whatsoever why they follow me, but I thank them with all my heart that they do.
They say the average person smiles over fifty times a day, I don't even smile a third of that much; so don't take it for granted when you make me smile.
In Italy, a man may be arrested for wearing a skirt.
My piano: where I put my emotions into music.
Sanity: Something I'm losing more and more of everyday.
Such Troubles Ruin Everything Sweet and Sound
It's amazing how one person can totally turn your day around.
Music= one of the best things on earth.
I'm basically an old lay in a young body.
There is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in win.
Screaming Shouting Yelling Pushing Shoving Kicking Hitting Spitting Madness Sadness Arguing Bickering Hating Spiting Fighting Such frustration I must deal with!
%45 of Americans don't know the sun is a star. 'Murica
All around, they surround. It's insane. Their voices haunt my brain. Driving me mad. The frustration just adds. Idiots.............................................idiots everywhere, who destroy everything in their path without care.
I want you madly, I need you desperately. I yearn for you everyday, yet I cannot have you. When I'm with you everything goes by so fast. So cruel, how you torture me like this. Oh the things I'd do if you were mine. Time!!!! Why can't I …
Idiots.............................................Idiots everywhere.
Opuss: Where I go to escape the swarm of idiots that surround me.
Opuss= the best thing that happened to me since my friends.
Blessed with plenty of ideas, cursed with too little time.
Watching Honey Boo Boo= watching the downfall of America
The only continent without any native reptiles is Antarctica.
Dead is the brain Unintelligent the Mind But still thinks them self great
Let's face it, all the awesomest people are British. The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Winston Churchill, The Police (the band of course!), Shakespeare, Margaret Thatcher, and all the awesomest people on Opuss! Except @ChristineXPhantom an…
I'm not crazy, everyone else is just abnormally sane.
(Me listening to music) Me: Ugh. (puts on Johnny Cash) Me: That's more like it!
700 Opusses? No way! Thank you so much for listening to me. You have all made me so happy. I wonder what I shall do? Maybe another interview! Me: Hello everybody! Today we are watching the nikujaga show! With your host....The Nikujaga g…
The Simpsons: My life in a cartoon.
The writers of the popular children's show "Spongebob Squarepants" are huge fans of the band "The Police", this is confirmed in an episode of the show called "Driven to Tears."
Hey guys I've had this idea for a new story for a few months now. This story is called "The hit man's partner," which was inspired by a dream I had about well, the partner of a hit man. Despite the title it's supposed to be a comedy, much l…
Pizza can't solve everything.
I can not live in a world without flowers, without beauty, without love.
The only thing more murderous than murder itself, is seeing the person you love with someone else.
Person: My life sucks! Me: Yep, you're life looks pretty miserable alright, what with the food, shelter, and loving friends and family you have there.
The moon shines brightly, it glows like a rare diamond, lighting up the sky.
Some people just need some sense smacked in them..................on the head.................................................with a baseball bat.
Some people are so lazy all they do is work.
People are our enemies, not countries.
The abandoned boat that we see the sharks in in the movie "Finding Nemo" is actually a U-boat.
Don't make me go all clazy Asian rady on you!
If you don't have anything intelligent to say then keep your mouth closed.
Brainless Ugly Little Lice You can't let get you down
Writing is not a hobby, it's my life.
Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
A bully is just another word for an idiot, and what care I of the babbling of an idiot? Don't listen to what they say, prove them wrong. Show them how strong you really are. Don't you ever let them get the better of you.
Beware the snail!!!!!! There are some species of snails that are venomous.
(me watching Honey Boo Boo) Honey Boo Boo: Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1942. Me: It's official, America is doomed.
My randomness is what makes me who I am. Ooooh! Look at that adorable dog over there!
People of Ancient China believed that swinging your arms around could cure a headache.
Some say stupidity is a disease, I personally believe this is a bunch of nonsense, although it sure spreads like one.
And so the brilliant girl was surrounded by ignorance.
I brought you joy, you gave me pain.
"Things are never what they seem" Things are never what they seem. Youth turns to age, love turns to hate, and life turns to death. Once we accept this we can finally achieve peace.
Sick at mind, sick at heart.
Person: You look so sad! Me: Oh no, this is just my face.
(me talking about Verka Serdyuchka) My cousin: Who is he? Me: He'a basically the Lady Gaga of Ukraine. My cousin: Is he cute? Me: He's a transvestite.
My dad: Those are pretty earrings. Where did you get them? Me: You gave them to me for Christmas.
Mind your own business, or you might end up leaning something you'd wish you'd never known.
Real beauty comes from being yourself, not from being fake.
When it comes to writing, if you've got nothing original to offer than you've got nothing.
I don't want to be noticed. I don't want to be famous. I don't want to be adored. I don't want to be hated. I don't want to be pretty. I don't want to be popular. I don't want to be rich. I don't want to be in love. I don't want to be alone…
Mental Abuse To Humans
(me trying to get past a person) Me: Excuse me. Person:....... Me: Excuse me. Person:....... Me:Uh, excuse me. Person:........ Me: EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!
The day you stop caring about what other people are going to say, is the day you will be happy.
Wonderful Amazing Flavorful Food Light and fluffy Extra yummy Super sweet
Would anyone like for me to say what was the inspiration for my future poems and stories? Just wondering, The nikujaga girl
Hey everyone! Please follow my good friend @ChristineXPhantom!!! She is a HUGE fan of phantom of the opera and loves writing! She is new here so I would like you all to give her a warm welcome! The nikujaga girl
By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you can escape sinking in quicksand.
I hope 2013 is really fun! Happy new years everyone!
Happy mew years Opussians!!!!!!! I hope you little kitties have a happy and prosperous year! :) Thank you for all your support. Love, The nikujaga girl
I was so busy focusing on the future, I forgot about the present.
It's a crazy, crazy life, but gosh do I love it!
Your reign of injustice is almost done. A new era has begun. Together we shall stand tall. Together we shall face them all. Together we shall make them fall. So you can stone us and spit in our eyes. You can try to block out our cries, but …
Everyday 400,000 babies are born and 140,000 people die.
Keep your head up, there are better things to see than the road.
Sit and listen To the tales Of old, of Real bravery, true love and Youth.
Me: GOOD MORNING! HOW ARE YOU TODAY?!?! >:( My friend: Lol, PMS! XD
Really Annoying Non important thing that Keeps me from succeeding
You know we're all doomed when people think Pearl Harbor is a jewelry store.
"The start of a friendship" It had been three weeks since I first met Ramona. I was amazed by how quickly she caught on. Now she could describe all kinds of things and even tell a few jokes! Despite that she still remained as quiet and s…
HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO SAY! Now that I have your attention, you must read @Pickuuu's story " The merciless death of Jordan Virginia Masters!" It's the perfect combination of suspense, mystery, and horror…
You've left the World in Ashes and Ruins.
Keep calm and love anime!
Merry Christmas Opussians! Thank you so much for all your kind words and support!!!!!!!! I really appreciate it! I hope all of you have a wonderful holiday! And a prosperous New year!!!!! Love, The nikujaga girl
While Isaac Newton was a member of parliament, the only recorded utterance he made was a request for someone to open up a window.
Dearest Mayans, It's December 22nd, I'm still alive, and the world doesn't seem to be quite destroyed yet. You mad?
Dearest Mayans, So you say the world will end today? I'm sorry, but that really doesn't fit into my schedule at the moment.
Emily Dickinson wrote over 1,800 poems.
Person: You know what the problem is with this country? Lazy kids! Me: Amen to that! Another person: Preach it girl!
Snow falls from the sky Like crystal diamonds of light Sparkling, shining.
I absolutely adore cartoons!
President Andrew Jackson's pet parrot was removed from his own funeral for swearing.
Suffering is no more than what we all have to endure to become stronger.
We wish you a merry Sick-mas! We wish you a merry Sick-mas! We wish you a merry Sick-mas and a happy Flu year! Runny noses to you, wherever you are and while we're at it how about a bad cough too? We wish you a merry Sick-mas! We wish you a…
Jupiter is big enough that all the planets in the solar-system could fit into it.
If only you knew what I went through just to see you. I traveled all the world, all the world just to see you. I sailed the seven seas just so I could find you. I knew I had to see you again because you're my only friend. I climbed the moun…
Clumsy, clumsy, clumsy me, burns her tongue on a cup of tea. And if that's not enough for you she burns her tongue on a bowl of stew. Is shy with everyone she meets. Constantly trips over her own two feet. Her hair is always in her face. Ne…
You can't teach without learning a few things yourself.
My face lights up with happiness. Excitement fills the air. Red and green everywhere. Rosey cheeks and warm smiles. Yuletide treasures. Cheerful songs. Hopefulness fills our hearts. Real joy. I have never felt so wonderful! Snow covers the…
The only shot we have at peace is accepting that we're not all going to get along.
Even though the two main religions in Japan are Shinto and Buddhism, Christmas is still widely celebrated by the Japanese.
Some people are so ignorant they don't even know how to love.
To my followers: Thank you so much for following me. I really appreciate it. I love you guys! :) The nikujaga girl
"WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nah I'm just kidding we're going to be fine,except that one crazy guy over there." "Here is some advice for my future boyfriend, whoever he may be. If yore going to love me, you're going to have to lov…
Just keep smiling! In Milan it is against the law not to smile, unless you're at a funeral or a hospital.
Goodbye, goodbye. I wish you didn't have to go. Goodbye, goodbye. I wish it wasn't so. Goodbye, goodbye. Your work is pure art. Goodbye, goodbye. It breaks my heart. Goodbye, goodbye. Tears streak my face. Goodbye, goodbye. You made Opuss a…
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can scare for life.
Mama, mama, can't you see what they all have done to me. Took away my sanity. Now I've gone crazy. They beat me numb and black and blue. The only thing that got me through was knowing one day I'd see you. Mama, mama, I am dying. Every nigh…
gAsping and weezing, trying to get air. clutching my Sides in pain. feeling lighT headed, why won't the earth stand still? a sad croak for Help barely leaves my lips. what's wrong with Me? I cAn't breath! I CAN'T BREA-
To all the people who actually enjoyed my stories like "How a little girl ruined my life" "Diary of a wimpy vampire, and "What a wonderful world," I am so sorry. I know I've barely written anything, I've been lazy and a just plain rotten a…
Me: Child, you have problems........but that's what makes you the wonderful person you are . :)
Curt Cobain shot himself a month after Justin Bieber was born; coincidence? I think not.
A surfer once sued another surfer for "stealing his wave."
Burnt toast= ( -_- ) Burnt toast + nutella= :D
I don't do good deeds for the glory of it, I do good deeds because that's who I am.
My friend: I have something I need to tell you. Me: What is it? My friend: I.....just wasted....ten seconds of your precious life!
(my dad watching football) Three hours later. Me: Can we please watch something else? My dad: No! I never get to watch football at all! Me: You just watched it last week! My dad: So? I still don't get to watch it that much. Me: But you've b…
It's true that time flies by, but don't let that stop you from living in the moment.
I'm just about through With loving you. All you've ever done is yell and scream, whine and complain. All you've ever done is cause me pain. All you've ever done is let me down. All you've ever done is make me frown. I thought you were dif…
What do society and a limbo stick have in common? There's no telling how low it can go.
Beware the hippo!!! Hippopotamuses have killed more people in Africa than all the lions, elephants, and water buffalo combined.
Never be afraid to be yourself, even if some people might hate you for it. Besides, all the best people died from assassination, John Lennon, John F. Kennedy, Selena Quintinilla, and Abraham Lincoln.
Like stars on earth, every child is special.
Person: what do you want for Christmas this year? Little girl: I want an IPad, and a IPhone, and a DSI, and a computer. Me: 0_0 Gah! When I was your age I was happy with a single doll!
Why do people like ethnic jokes? Because they laugh three times. Once when you tell it. Once when you explain it, and once when the finally get it!
Nutella is proof that God loves us and doesn't want us to go hungry.
In Ancient Cambodia, it was illegal to insult a rice plant.
Friendship means giving someone your last piece of gum. Friendship means going to a concert with the person you care about the most, even if you'd rather be home reading. Friendship means being there for them no matter what, to always be th…
So this is my 600th post. I don't know what to say. You all write such wonderful things, it takes my breath away. So this is my 600th post. Thank you for listening to me. Thank you for giving my work a chance and making me so happy. So this…
I didn't trip, I fell epically.
Fall turns to winter. Leaves turn to sparkling snow. White covers the land.
Music is where I go to escape my problems and journey to a fantastical world full of beauty and imagination.
My friends are my joy, My friends are my pain. My friends are my laughter, My friends keep me sane. My friends make me smile, My friends make me cry. When I'm with them I'm never shy. My friends make me happy, My friends make me smile. They…
Me: Yes society, every guy I so much as glance at is my boyfriend. (rolls eyes)
Here I am going to show you some of the AWESOMEST writers on Opuss. I will list their names (obviously), what kind of things they write, and why they're so awesome. One of the best writers on Opuss is @skinnyassbitch, her work mainly consis…
Happy birthday Opuss!!!!! I hope this one's the best! Happy birthday Opuss!!!!! You taught me writing is not a contest. Happy birthday Opuss!!!!! You're the app I love the most! Happy birthday Opuss!!!!! I can't believe it was only five mon…
I write, therefore I am.
Please don't give up on me. I'm trying my best, but you can't see. I'm not lazy, just a little crazy. I'm truly not a hopeless case, so much more than just a pretty face. I mess up a lot, but I am still learning. I'm so far from my dream bu…
You know that moment when you go downstairs to get something but then completely forget what it is that you went down to get?
It makes me feel good knowing that no matter what happens, I'll always have anime.
Hello! Does anyone here just want to talk? I haven't said it before, but I really like talking to you guys! You're some of the most interesting people I've ever met!
Today I am thankful for all of you wonderful Opussians! Thank you for treating me with so much kindness!!!!!!!! I am truly grateful for all of you wonderful words about my writing! To all of you who were willing to give me a chance as a wri…
Keep calm and never stop dreaming.
On a dark and stormy night there shone a star, shining bright. Shining bright, shining bright, shining brighter than the sun. It sparkled like a diamond. As lovely as a rose. With just one look I forgot all my sins and woes. Shining bright,…
Some things just don't mix, like broccoli and brownies, Tom Cruise and musicals, religion and chicken (cough, cough, Chik-Fil-A), and your problems and the Internet.
See? I told you watching cartoons doesn't turn your brain to mush! : In 1996 a ten year old boy named Chris Beneze learned the Heimlich maneuver from watching an episode of "The Simpsons", he later used this to save his brother's life.
I wish I could write as well as you do, producing masterpieces everyday. I wish I could write as well as you do, I still have so much left to say. I wish I could write as well as you do, everything you write is flawless. I wish I could writ…
The only way we can truly achieve sanity is by admitting that we're all raving lunatics.
Keep calm and eat nikujaga!
Happy birthday @BlueIcecream!!!!!!!!!!!! I hope your birthday is super awesome just like you!!!!!!!!! Love, The nikujaga girl
Dear Seamonster, Thank you so much for creating Opuss! This app is so special to me. Everyone's so kind and funny, they never fail to make me smile! It's good to finally meet people who understand what it's like to be an aspiring writer. …
They say sponge bob is a kids show and yet......... Sponge bob has crossed dressed more than once. Sponge bob and Patrick have been shown naked or in their underpants more than once. And Sponge bob, Patrick, and even Mr. Krabs have raided g…
We can never really change who we are, we can only become more of ourselves.
Busy, busy, busy me! I'm as busy as can be! Busier than any bee! I'm very busy as you can see!
Insanity is bliss.
Death is never goodbye, it's just see you later.
Over your entire lifetime you will probably spend 2 weeks worth of your life waiting for the traffic light to change.
Don't do drugs, do anime!
My friends: The most psychotic and crazy people I've ever met, and yet I love them like their my own siblings and can't imagine life without them.
Person: So, do you like any sports? Me: I like to surf............……………………….....................................................…………............................................................................................................…
The welwitschia plant can live up to 1,000 years!
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but paper cuts hurt the worst.
I don't hate the world, just the stupid people in it.
Twinkle, twinkle little girl, you mustn't be so frightened of the world. When things get rough and life gets hard I will protect you and be your guard. Twinkle, twinkle, dear little star, Oh my darling you'll go so far. Don't listen to what…
Today I just don't have time, not even to write a simple rhyme. I really truly would love too write a poem or song for you, but as you can see I'm just far too busy.
A fifteen year old cat will have probably spent tens years worth of their life sleeping.
Music is.............what makes me smile when I feel like crying my eyes out, music is what gets me through the day, music is the single ray of sunshine in the dark and stormy world that is reality, music is a way of expressing yourself th…
There once was a lad named Matt, Who was incredibly fat. Got really greedy, Got diabetes, And that was the end of that.
Octopi (plural form of octopus for those of you who don't know) change colors when they are scared.
HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!!! Now that I have your attention, you've got to check out @MelchiorJ13's totally epic new website http://projecthumanity1.blogspot.co.uk!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It has some poems on there by fellow Opussians and is all about making…
But if I agreed with you then we'd both be wrong.
A newly hatched fish is called a "fry."
The world's falling down, smiles are becoming frowns. People have turned so cruel. Best friends are having duels. It's time to take a stand. Let's walk hand in hand. Let's make this earth a better place. I'm sick of all these plastic faces.…
Friend: You want to hear a funny joke about the elements of the periodic table? Me: Oh please, all the good ones Argon!
(me at a party) Everyone: (dancing like a bunch if crazy people)WOOO!!! PARTY!!!!!!!! Me: (standing in the corner all by herself) Forever alone.
Where my energy comes from: 2% sleep. 8% uplifting music. 90% caffeinated tea.
My writing is my sorrow, My writing is my joy, My writing is my hopes, My writing is my dreams, My writing is my love, My writing is my soul.
It is illegal to kiss on railways in France.
Blood on the road from where you lay. Blood in the road all you wanted to do was play. Blood on the road you were such a good dog. Blood on the road How can people be such hogs? Blood on the road I miss your cheerful, fuzzy face Blood on th…
The average life-span of a hermit crab is 75 years.
Life is like an ocean, you must not let the crashing waves of sadness and pain overwhelm you; you must keep swimming.
I'm crazy in my own crazy way.
Happy Hallo-(cough, cough) ween everyone! As you can see I'm still pretty (sneezes) sick. I was planning on writing a Halloween special for my (cough) story but considering the condition of my health at the moment (sneezes) I don't think th…
A Viking tribe once raided England because they had run out of beer.
Hello everyone! I'm (cough, cough,) sick. (sneezes) Sorry but I'm not going to be posting much since I need plenty of rest to get better soon. I my sincerest apologies to fans of "How a little girl ruined my life." There will be a slight de…
Stuffy nose, Itchy eyes, nasty Cough, ready to Kick someone in the shins.
Adolf Hitler loved chocolate cake.
Hello everyone! How are you all? Has anything funny happened lately? I hope you have a nice day! The nikujaga girl.
A man who is humble is a man who is happy.
Wonderful Realization In The Insane world we live in to Never Give up
I could be normal, but then I wouldn't be myself.
Leaves from the vine falling so slow, like fragile piney shells drifting in the cold. Little soldier boy comes marching home. Brave soldier boy comes marching home.
What's happening to Halloween?!?! My favorite holiday is becoming obscene! It's so close now it's driving me nutty! And why are all the Halloween costumes nowadays so frickin slutty? Halloween just isn't what it used to be. To just have fun…
Opuss: Where I go to escape the craphole that is my life.
Apple: Introducing the Ipad mini! Me: Wait a second, wouldn't that just be the IPod touch? Apple: She's onto us!!!!! Run away!!!!!!!!!!!!
If everyone was allergic to idiots we would all have a bunch of people going around sneezing and breaking out in hives.
So many ideas, so little time.
You know that moment when you just really need a hug?
Just wondering, would anyone like me to do any anime reviews/suggestions for them?
Much to my dismay I find I won't be writing much today. So many things to do and say. I've just had a really bad day. I really can't think. My mind's on the blink. And my writing's beginning to stink. Lately I just haven't had the time. It …
I may look calm on the outside, but on the inside I'm crying and screaming to get out of this mad shack.
A baseball team in Japan is believed to be cursed by KFC founder Colonel Sanders.
The Simpsons taught me to always look on the lighter side of life. Scooby-doo taught me that things are never as scary as they seem and when we all work together we can accomplish a lot more than we think we can. Rugrats taught me that ever…
Oh please, my mom makes those tiger moms look like a bunch of kittens!
Life is so much more fun when your insane.
My dog is my B. F. F.! (Best Furry Friend!)
Cheddar cheese was invented in Britain 900 years ago in a village called "Cheddar."
A few years ago in a galaxy not all that far away an evil alien from Uranus came down to earth to wreak havoc and misery on all humans, and that alien's name was........JUSTIN BIEBER! He tortured innocent people with his hideous voice that …
I would just like to thank all my wonderful followers for helping me come so far! I'm rank 10! Wow! I really appreciate it that you guys were willing to give my work a chance! It really means a lot to me! Thank you all so much!
I prepared myself as I entered Vendetta's lair. No matter what she tells you, no matter how horribly she tortures you, you must never give in to her, I thought to myself. "Well, well, well, what have we here? The infamous Edgar Conan Parker…
Today is going to be my lazy day! I'll just eat mochi and watch anime. I really won't do much, like leave the house and such. I think I'll just stay home. It's not like I have anything better to do, so I'll just make a rhyme for you. So co…
Writing isn't a hobby, it's who I am
You know that one person you could stay up all night talking to? You could talk for hours on end and not notice any time pass at all? You don't find people like that everyday, savor every moment with them and let them know how much they mea…
When someone cries if the first tear comes from the right eye it's happiness, if it's from the left eye it's pain.
(me taking a personality quiz) Quiz: What's you're blood type? Me: Why do you want to know?!?! You're a Internet quiz not a vampire for God's sake!
(Me visiting my cousin) Me: It's great to be here again! My cousin: It's great to have you back! Oh right, there's a giant wolf on the loose over here. Me: What the.............? My cousin: Yeah it's my dog.
Regular girls read romance novels, I read mein kampf. Regular girls have massive crushes on celebrities, I have a massive crush on Hans Christian Anderson. Regular girls like to spend their days shopping and getting their nails done, I like…
Don't waste your whole life being sad, life is a wonderful thing. Just be happy.
In Oklahoma, it's actually illegal to take a bite out of someone else's burger.
The price to build the titanic was $7 million. The price to produce the movie was $200 million.
The #1 rule for dining out: Never dine out until 9 o'clock, by then you'll be so hungry you'll eat the cheapest thing on the menu.
It makes me happy knowing that no matter what happens I'll always have my friends.
I'm so sick of all the madness, I'm so sick of all the pain. I'm sick of the psychotic world I live in. I'm so sick of feeling like I'm insane. I'm so sick of feeling sad. I'm so sick of being mad. I just want to be happy. I want to sing, a…
And I thought you were hard headed: A bison's skull is tougher than steel.
Scientists aren't sure how much exactly, but it does take more muscles to frown than it does to smile. So remember, just keep smiling! :)
I'm surrounded by insanity. Everyone I know is completely mad, my friends, my enemies, my family, even I am as nutty as a loon. But I suppose that's the only way I could survive this crazy and bizarre world that I live in and the Hell that …
(hears her mon singing along to a One direction song) Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY GOD?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
You don't need swag when you have............ IMAGINATION!
I may look clam on the outside, but in my mind I've poked your eyes out with my pencil four times already.
My friends: the most wonderful and most psychotic people you will ever meet.
Rats can't vomit, that's why rat poison works.
Some of the most valuable things I learned were from tv, anime, music, and my friends.
Me: There's something I've wanted to tell you from the first day we met. Friend: What? Me: I Love...............................................................................................................................................…
Being moody is the worst. I love it!
It seems we've dug ourselves into a deep, endless, hole of despair. Trapped forever by our own foolish ignorance. Oh well.
All of the best things in life are free, like all the best apps (Opuss and Instagram), friends, family, and hugs! :)
Blood blood everywhere. It's happened again to my despair. Most of it is my own. Everyone I loved now's festering bone. My face is covered with bruises and tears. Reality has become my worst nightmares and fears. From my side is gushing red…
You ever noticed how a joke instantly becomes 98% less funny when someone starts explaining why it's funny in the first place?
Just one girl against the world. Just one girl must win the war. Just one girl Must fight like she never has before. Just one girl can never cry. Just one girl must live to die. Just one girl must face the madness. Just one girl has to go t…
Admit it: We've all used the toothpaste foam and pretended we had rabies at least once.
There are over a million different species of animals on earth.
Me: HELP ME!!!!!!!!! I NEED YOUR ADVICE ON A SERIOUS PROBLEM I HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FATE OF THE WORLD MAY DEPEND ON IT! Friend: What is it?!?!?!?! Me: I can't decide whether I should buy the complete set of figurines from black butler fo…
Person: Why are you so serious and gloomy all the time? Lighten up!!!!!!!!!! Me: At least I don't paint a phony smile on my face everyday like you people. I'm not afraid of my emotions.
Stories are my body, quotes are my heart, facts are my brain, poems are my soul.
People say this is reality, but my heart says it's jail.
I wonder if people would still like me even if I couldn't write.
The best thing about friendship is knowing that someone will always be there for you, no matter what.
Someone call the police! 'Cause you've stolen my heart! <3
It's not death I'm afraid of, it's never getting to see my family or friends ever again.
Me: (walks in wearing my favorite Beatles t-shirt) My dad: Hey that's my band!!!!!!! Why can't you be into any of the bands nowadays?!?!?! Me: Aaaaaaaaawww! But they all suck! Your generation has all the cool bands that could actually sing!…
What to write? What to write? What shall I write today? What to write? What to write? I have so much to say. What to write? What to write? Let's make words come to life! What to write? What to write? Doesn't take much pain or strife. What t…
Sneakers, t-shirt, jeans and hoodie, not trying to impress as you can see. Just being myself and doing my own thing. I don't need romance or a diamond ring. I'm my own person and I have my own style. I've been through pain and insanity so v…
The tiny, wrinkly, little alien who ruined my childhood.
South park began as a video Christmas card. Little did they know it would become one of the most hated and loved cartoons of all time.
Good night Opuss, there's nothing more to say. Good night Opuss, today just wasn't my day. Good night Opuss, I tried my best. Good night Opuss, but now I must rest.
I gave you my heart, <3 But you tore it in half. </3
A human head remains conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
The miracle of being human is being able to know that our existence is completely meaningless, yet so valuable, and not go insane.
There once was a girl from Maine, who was completely insane. She sang all day long, a ridiculous song. Now in my ears there's a horrible pain!
It doesn't matter that you're not the smartest, or the strongest, or the most beautiful, because you have a kind heart and you're a good person. Frankly, that's all that matters to me. I love you the way you are.
Dreams are a portal to a fantastical place where anything is possible and one is not held back by the limitations of reality.
My dad: I'm the king and I make the rules! Me: How many times do I have to tell you?!?!? You're not the king! We live in a democracy!!!!!!!!!!!
Goes to school for eight hours and has four hours of homework. Wasn't being a student great?
I'm sorry I haven't been writing much lately! I'm so busy! All day long I have to listen to people yell at me. -_- I wish I could write all the time like I used to. You guys have all been so kind to me! I appreciate it with all my heart! Pl…
My daughter thinks she's smarter than me! And I'm beginning to worry that.............she really is.
The beauty of the world is knowing that your surrounded by so much life.
Once there was a little girl, a girl who could make fiends. She kept the whole town terrified, the girl who could make fiends. Then there came another girl who wanted to be friends. Vendetta cannot stand her, so she plots her end. Making fi…
My greatest flaw: I'm far too smart for my own good.
Forever the daydreamer.
Person: You really do live in your own little world don't you? Me: Yes I do, it's much better than this Hellhole you call reality.
If you fall I shall catch you. If you're hurt I'll heal your wounds. When you cry I'll dry your tears. When the world has shut you out I'll welcome you in. When you laugh I'll laugh with you. I will be your light in darkness. I shall protec…
Japan has one of the world's highest average life expectancy rates.
"Always look on the bright side of life" Well this is just great! I've pretty much lost the job of my dreams, I've made a new enemy, I agreed to take care of the person I hate the most of anyone, and everyone thinks I'm a total nutcase! Com…
There are vending machines in Japan that dispense beer!
Make pasta not war!
Did you know Buddhism is the only religion that has had no wars fought for it at all?
Crocodiles may bite humans, but alligators won't. We just taste really nasty to them.
Glory, glory hallelujah! It's the weekend! I just pray to God that it will never end! There are so many things that I could do. Draw or read or write the next chapter of my story for you. Finally I can sleep in! This is going to be the bes…
Monday's are manic. Tuesday's are terrible. Wednesday's are wacky. By Thursday I'm thoroughly exhausted. Friday's are fun. Saturday's are sweet. And Sunday's seriously suck
Marge: Bart! How did you get that cellphone?!?!?!?! Bart: Same way you got me, by accident... on a golf course.
Harrison Ford has a species of spider named after him.
Please follow @misslittleDHP!!!!!!! She's soooooooooooooooooo nice and an amazing writer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Everything she writes is practically a masterpiece! So please follow her! But don't just follow her! Read her poems too!!!!!!!! What …
Me: I'm going to work really hard and write the next chapter of my story! (Ends up wasting her whole time watching anime) Me: -_- uuuuuuuuggggghhh.
Happy birthday my friend! May it be your best one yet! You've made me very happy from the first day that we met. You cheered me up when I felt sad and blue. For you there's nothing I wouldn't do. You've made me laugh, you've made me cry. I …
My friends are my everything.
Let's face it, no one is perfect, but it's are imperfections that make us who we are.
Under extreme stress some octopuses will eat their own arms.
Click. Click. Click. Click It's driving me insane. Click. Click. Click. Click. The sound is glued to my brain. Click. Click. Click. Click. My tolerance is wearing thin. Click. Click. Click. Click. I can't stand anymore of this horrible din!…
Lovely Insanity For Everyone
Now you may see me laughing and smiling, now you may think I look happy. But there's so much more behind a smile, so much more than you'll ever see. It took all my strength and courage just to make it through the day. Growing weaker, dying …
Start composing
A lot of people say the movie "Magic Mike" is "trashy" and "just some tasteless stripper movie." I think it actually sends a very valuable message. And that message is that women can be just as big, sick perverts as men can be.
"Go!" is the shortest sentence in the English language.
My one wish is that there wouldn't be so much hatred in the world.
A true friend is always there, a true friend really cares. A true friend will stand up for you a true friend will make you smile when you feel sad and blue. A true friend will never lie a true friend will never say goodbye. A true friend wi…
Whenever I feel sad or like hope is gone, I just remember what Monty Python taught me. Always look on the bright side of life, badum, badum, badum, badum.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
"Alright you Brits! Gather round!" I heard Damian call out. "Since you all have only been here for like a week I decided I'd give you a tour of the country or town I guess. Now I want you all to form a line around me. Admission will be $20.…
Shut your eyes into a world of dreams where everything is not always as it seems. Shut your eyes into pure fantasy away from the prison of reality. Shut your eyes into a place of utter imagination of such beauty and such fascination. Shut y…
There are only three things in this world that are forever, love, music, and anime.
Such an odd person am I. I love the rain but hate getting wet, I'm an insomniac who loves to sleep, I love the night yet fear the darkness, I love making friends but am afraid of strangers, I love to write but still haven't gotten anything …
In Japan there are many different words you will have to use to address people to show respect. Always remember that if you DO address someone without using an honorary term for them is incredibly offensive and disrespectful. So always addr…
35% of the people using dating ads are already married. And that is why you do not look for love on the Internet.
September 26th Dear diary, I'm sorry I haven't been writing much lately! I've been sooooooo freaking busy! I mean I have an inhumane amount of projects and homework to do! All day long I have to listen to people yell at me. Uuuuugggh, I'm n…
Me shopping at the mall. Me: Oooh! This purple head band is so pretty! Store clerk: Um, actually ma'am that's a shirt. Me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.
Even if there's no hope left, and everyone's gone, I shall carry on. For even if I'm plunged into deep despair I shall find a single thread of light, and I shall grab onto it and I will never let go.
Now everyone has gone away, melancholy darkness has become the day. I fight my tears, and yet they fall like pearls of pure sorrow and woe. In the dark, and so alone. Nothing remains of me but skin and bone. All my fears come rushing back,…
I hope you all have a wonderful day! :) Love, the nikujaga girl <3
Bustling people fill the streets Uggggghhh, the traffic's impossible to beat So much to do yet so little time Yikes! I've already wasted 20 minutes writing this rhyme!
In the Caribbean there are oysters that can climb trees!
Like and repost this Opuss, for no reason. :P
"Einsamkeit" I avoke to zhe infernal sound of mein alarm clock. How I vish vun day I could just sleep! Aaaaaaaaaahh, blissful sleep. Hey! Don't write this with mein accent! I hate these Americans! Always making fun of us and calling us "cre…
There is a key chain on e-bay that costs $140.
Here are some epic and awesome people on Opuss you should follow! @misslittleDHP @yowwa @eyes5ib @CoolioXP @Twilightianalex @dodged @skinnyassbitch @sleepydragon @KikuHonda @naaviie @crowncottage @LeahlovesEC @hafy @Janflower And @BlueIcec…
Just letting you guys know I have decided to start my own advice blog on here! If you ever need advice about something just ask me! I love helping people! I hope you all have a really great day!
Well excuse me for not being able to be the brainless little plastic Barbie doll you want that just nods her pretty little head and goes along with whatever you say, but I have a voice and it shall be heard!
Happy birthday dad! Thank you for not being boring like all the other dads! And thanks for watching anime with me all these years even though I know you're not that into it. And thank you for everything else you do! I hope you're birthday i…
Me: Whatever you do, never call mom the homework nazi. She'll start screaming at you in German. My dad: How does your mother know German? Me: I guess it's just one of those mysteries of the world, like why Snooki is rich and famous.
I will always be there for you no matter what. I'll try my best to make you smile. I will guard and protect you with my life. I'll be the one who listens when everyone else talks. I will dry all your tears. Sooth all your fears. And let you…
The freedom to your own beliefs is a God given right that absolutely everyone deserves and no one can take away from you.
The Simpsons is the longest running animated series in all of television history.
Konnichiwa! Bonjour! Hallo! Ciao! Privet! Nihao! Hola! Hello!
Rain, rain, leave me be. I've been through enough as you can see. You've left me so battered and bruised, why is it me who you abuse? I'm so sick of all the pain. Rain, rain, rain. Rain, rain, you've come again, you will surely be my end. I…
I'm sorry I'm not perfect, I'm sorry I'm not smart, I'm sorry that I can't be like you; a living work of art. I'm sorry I'm not pretty, I'm sorry I'm not cool. I'm sorry I was always "the weirdo" back when I was in school. I'm sorry that I'…
"I love you" Just three little words that will make you realize how wonderful life is.
Whack goes the chainsaw! Bright gushing red Farewell Angelina. Looks like you're dead.
Poor little Ciel, with heart so cold. You look so young yet act so old.
To all my haters: You want to know how your mouth and a cow's anus are alike? All that comes out of them is bull sh!t.
Me on Opuss Error logging in! Me: WHY GOD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Me: I just read the most tragic article ever! Friend: What was it about? Me: This poor person who is blind and deaf. Friend: That's so sad! What's the article called? Me: Why One direction is better than the Beatles.
Perfectly imperfect!
A newborn kangaroo is small enough to fit into a teaspoon.
Me: I'm going to finish writing chapter 6 of my story today! Ends up: Wasting all her time watching anime.
You know that moment when you start thinking about something really funny and you just can't help but laugh? And then everyone's staring at you like "What are they laughing at?" but you really couldn't care less.
Here's a hilarious joke one of my friends told me. Which way did five gay men walk in? One direction!
China has more English speakers than in the United States.
Like if you LOVE the clash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you God for this yummy delicious food which I will now have to scarf down like a starving demon hog because I only have ten minutes to eat. Amen.
A snail can sleep for three years!
I'm going to talk about something that's actually been bothering me for awhile. ALL THE STUPID RAUNCHY CRAP PEOPLE KEEP POSTING ON HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I mean I don't mind if someone does write something inappropriate as long as they put …
You have to be yourself, no matter who that person is.
SMASH! BAM! Smoke fills the air. CRASH! BAM! Destroyed without care. People run and shout and scream. This can't be reality, just a bad dream. Why did so many people have to die? A broken heart and an empty sky. I can still hear their voice…
Click here to receive a free hug!
Dreary Eternal Sadness Pierces All In the Rain
Opuss: Yay! This app is life ruiningly fun!
Here's a moment from the zany and tragic life of Edgar Conan Parker. To set the mood: the time is WWII, a Jewish, Polish woman named Viktoria is now living with Edgar due to the Nazis burning down her house. Edgar: I'm glad I finally start…
I'm the kind of girl who grew up listening to the rolling stones and the Beatles.
By now I've grown to like the darkness. Full of mystery, full of beauty. Surrounded by pure blackness, invisibility. Once my greatest fear, has now become my savior. What I once hated I now adore. The darkness comforts me, while the insanit…
Mr. Crabs: that hat makes you look like a girl! Spongebob: Am I a pretty girl? XD ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The number one food that people crave the most is cheese.
Dear daughter, You think my life's just a box of chocolates? You think I have it easy? Well you're dead wrong. I work all day long so that you can have a better life than I did. And yes I'm not always able to be there for you but at least I…
Guy: I'll never find love! I'm going to grow old and die alone!!!!!!!!!!!!! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! (Starts crying like a huge baby) Me: Oh suck it up. If Hitler can find a girlfriend than so can you!
Happy birthday @twilightianalex! I hope it really rocks!
If all the people in China stood on a chair and jumped off at the exact same time they could knock the earth out of orbit.
Rashes cover my legs. Itchy, scratchy, red and blotchy. MUST........................................................................................ NOT....................................... SCRATCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pocky: The food of otakus!
Schadenfreude: the wonderful feeling knowing that somewhere in the world someone actually has a crappier life than you do.
COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go," - Oscar Wilde
I have loved you from the moment I first laid eyes on you. I don't think there's anything I wouldn't do. With your hair as dark as night itself, your lovely tan skin, your odd little smile, your gorgeous amber eyes, your funny laugh, your n…
Hi Opuss people! How are you all doing today?
Thought I'd tell you guys about this hilarious musical Avenue Q. The songs are really funny like "It sucks to be me," "If you were gay," "Everyone's a little bit racist," "Schadenfreude," and so many others! I thought you guys would like it…
A giraffe can lick its own ears.
Katniss taught me to stay strong, be brave, and that anything is possible. Bella taught me that without a man I am a brainless, meaningless, zombie.
Team Edward Elric: Because he's AWESOME!
There once was a fella named yowwa. Who rocked Opuss with his awesome writing power! A loyal friend, will be there 'till the end. I know this sucks but please don't glower!
You know that moment when you've just had a really awful day and nothing has gone right at all, but then someone smiles at you and says "Hello," and all of a sudden your whole day has brightened up just because of that?
Chameleons don't just change colors to hide from predators, they also change colors depending on their mood. Like if they're depressed they turn gray.
The Spanish: They're just the Italians but with an S in front of it.
Chick-fil-A: you never mix politics with chicken.
3. Caitlin Glass (she voiced Haruhi in Ouran high school host club and is a great actress!) also she's pretty funny. 2. Vic Mingogna (he voices Edward Elric from Full metal alchemist, Tamaki from Ouran high school host club, and so many oth…
"Ugh, mortals. I'll never understand them." Friend: "what song are you listening to?" Me: "Some Japanese song about China." "Every moment of my life is an awkward moment, some more awkward than others." "Once I tried to go the wh…
The first manga/anime ever was a comic called "Tetsuwan Atom" (Astro boy in English).
Normally I'd try to come up with a quote that sounds really wisdomy and brilliant, but I'm just going to say it plain and simple. Do the right thing, be yourself, don't give up, never lose hope, don't give in to the depression, dance in the…
Mirrors weren't invented until the 19th century. Before that people just polished a metallic object until they could see themselves in it.
Fellow Opussians, I'm sorry to say, I don't feel like posting much today. I've tried with all my strength and might. But I can't think of anything good to write. I think I'll just watch anime.
Otaku 4ever!
Keep calm and watch anime.
What should I write today? I have so much to say! Shall I write something clever and witty, or romantic and pretty? Or about the lovely month of May? When I write I feel as free as a bird! Putting beauty into every word! Telling takes of ol…
Geckos don't have eyelids.
"It doesn't matter if you get a B or a C or a D. All that matters to me is that you try your best and that you're happy," -My dad
Smile! :) It annoys your enemies.
Fried reindeer meat is considered a delicacy in Sweden and in Norway.
I'm an otaku. Watching anime all day! Darn proud to be one!
I just really wanted to say "Thank you so much everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I really appreciate all your kind words and support! No ones ever been as nice to me as you guys have! You're all so cool, smart, funny, and really caring!You've …
"I am simply one Hell of a butler," from the anime black butler.
Life was meant to be lived. So follow your heart, love unconditionally, and never give up.
Frogs can get athlete's foot.
Finally after days of hard work everything was ready. The school was looking as spotless as ever, the food was cooked to utter perfection, there were ribbons and banners all over the place, not to mention that Mary had made a huge sign that…
Team Roaul or team Phantom?
Scorpions can be frozen in a block of ice for 3 weeks and still survive.
Amazing Never dull Incredible My favorite thing Electrifyingly brilliant
Phobophobia is the fear of phobias.
Once someone asked me if I had to choose friends or family who would it be. I said family because my friends ARE MY FAMILY.
"Where words fail, music speaks," -Hans Christian Anderson
Friendship: The most amazing thing since anime.
Honey never spoils.
This is for you Hans Christian Anderson. You weren't like everybody else. You were different, special, far too beautiful for this earth. With your enchanting tales and magical worlds. They laughed at you. Called you crazy and a freak. The…
Life can be full of darkness and despair, but you must never lose hope. Never give in to the darkness, never give in to despair. Stay strong, be brave, and just do what feels right in your heart.
Here are some fun ways to learn Japanese: Watching anime in Japanese with English subtitles (note: this is more for reviewing some of the Japanese you already know and should not be used as your number one method for learning Japanese), als…
Today we're going to learn how to introduce your self and have a pretty basic conversation. First, my name is: watashi wa no namae _________ desu. There are different ways to say this depending on who you're talking to but this is the one …
My life= pure insanity
@nollaigdream and @cherry_blossom please come back! I miss you! :'(
Be brave. Be strong. Be bold. BE YOU.
When you sneeze your heart stops for a millisecond. That's why people say "Bless you!"
All I've ever wanted to be is who I am and just happy. But in this world that can be so hard, knowing I can never let down my guard. I've gone through some pretty dark times, and yet I'm still laughing and telling joyful rhymes. Being me ca…
Snooki: Tanning makes you feel great! Me: Suuure. Skin cancer feels just wonderful. (rolls eyes)
Just a question, would anyone like to be tagged in the comments of my stories? You know how a little girl ruined my life, diary of a wimpy vampire, what a wonderful world, and my occasional short stories. Example: Auschwitz's angel: the tal…
You're brain is the most active when you're asleep.
Opuss: My favorite kitty! <3
I would just like to say thank you so very much to @yowwa for writing an entire Opuss for me to try and make me feel better. I really appreciated that. No body's ever done anything that nice for me and that made me very happy! Thank you so …
A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat. So you could actually eat your plate.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butt.
It had been a pretty normal day at school. I was busy taking notes while everyone else was busy talking and arguing with each other. "ATTENTION STUDENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the principle yelled over the loudspeaker. "I HAVE A VERY IMPOR…
You must never be afraid to do the right thing. That's how heroes are made and lives are saved.
Yo mama is so stupid she thought a serial killer was someone who maliciously destroyed cereal boxes.
Just like finger prints, everyone's tongue print is different.
I'll never understand it when people say "Will I ever find love?" Because you don't find love, love finds you.
Oh nikujaga, So tasty and delicious! How I love it so!
You know that moment when you take a personality quiz and then you're thinking "Oh my gosh! I am nothing like that at all!!!!!!!!!!!" (storms off angrily)
Sometimes you have to break things in order to fix them. (not written by me)
Dance in the rain, smile through the pain, laugh in the face of death, and NEVER LOSE HOPE.
Why does it always seem that the smartest people make the stupidest mistakes?
It is psychically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky.
"Ceara! It's time to wake up!" I heard my mum call. I winced as the sunlight hurt my eyes. All I wanted to do was sleep, but I knew that wasn't going to happen. I stumbled downstairs and began to make myself breakfast. Cereal, banana, and a…
I want you because you're wonderful. You're wonderful because you make me smile. You make me smile because no ones ever been so kind to me. You're so incredible and I want to be with you forever. I want to be with you forever because I need…
My emotions are like the clouds, always changing. Sometimes they are dark and stormy. Other times they are light and free.
Don't make fun of the Russians for being a bit behind technology, if it weren't for that they would have taken over the whole world by now.
Lachanophobia is the fear of vegetables.
Why are there so many innocent suffering? Why? Why is there so much hate? Why? Why are there so many horrible people out there? Why? Why are there so many childre…
You know how I told you about my book ideas "What a wonderful world" and "When the claws come out"? Well it's going to take me awhile to write them all. And I can only post one thing at a time so that adds a lot of time to it. Sincerest apo…
There is a city named "Unalaska" in Alaska.
Flowers are truly my favorite plants. They're so lovely and sweet they put me in a trance. With their sparkling petals and enchanting smell. When I see them I know all is well. Roses, orchids, lilies too! And violets of such a beautiful pur…
In the beginning SeaMonster created Opuss, and it was good.
My writing is my heart and soul put into words.
Charlie Chaplin once came in 3rd place at a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest.
"D'oh!" "Oh Homey!" "I'm Bart Simpson man, who the Hell are you?!?!" "Hey,hey kids!" "I'm not the smart nerd. Just the weak kind." "Ha, ha!" "Excellent." >:) …
I wasn't like all the other girls, when they wanted to be princesses I wanted to be an author. I wasn't like all the other girls. When they wanted to marry Justin Bieber I wanted to marry Hans Chrsitian Anderson. I wasn't like all the other…
If you leave a goldfish in the dark long enough it will turn white.
You say crazy like it's a bad thing.
The largest painting on earth is a72,437 foot smiley face.
You know that moment when when you feel so angry at yourself all you want to do is bury your head in the ground and SSSSSCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE…
Ever since I was a little girl I've always wanted to fly. Soar around on my crystal wings high in the sky. Gliding so lovely and free. Never before have I felt so happy! To finally get away from it all. Feeling like I could never fall. Just…
A ducks quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
Hey, I was wondering if anyone was writing any comedies on here. By comedy I don't mean just a few funny scenes. I mean laugh your voice box out and have your face turn as red as a tomato funny! I really could use a good laugh.
Things Nickelodeon ruined: Fred, the good British name, invader Zim, all of their tv shows that were actually good, the good French name, American children, and my life.
It's not death I'm afraid of, it's not getting to live life to the fullest.
The lighter was invented before the match.
Forget the sadness, forget the torture, forget your pain and strife. Just keep smiling and laughing, and move on with your life.
"Keep reading, reading shall take you to new insights." -Anonymous
"Only love and music are forever." Phantom of the opera
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a super-man somewhere.
"You've got an enemy." I've gotten pretty far in this story so I figured it's about time I told you more about my job. As you already know I'm a Russian translator. I mainly translate books and poems, any form of literature really. Oh, by …
I sing and laugh with glee because I'm just so happy! Thinking of my favorite things, smiling as I sing! Holding hands, always friends! You really make me smile! You make everything I go through worth the while! Now cheer up, don't be so sa…
"The only thing better than food? More food!" -Kohta Hirano
Me(quietly reading "Alice in Wonderland.") my dad: Aren't you a bit old to be reading that? Me: No! This is a timeless classic! Dad: You know I never got why that book was so popular. I always thought it was really strange and didn't make s…
I know sometimes it feels like you'll never find happiness or love, but when the right person comes along you'll know, deep in your heart. <3
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Dear people from the 17th century, You call the Indians savages and yet you don't bathe, murdered tons of people just because they were a bit different, think people who weren't baptized are evil, kill animals purely for sport, and took peo…
-( • • )-<3 -( • •)- You have stolen my heart!
Did you know that the Chinese believe that they are descendants of the dragon? Also, in China, dragon face is considered a compliment.
Here are some funny (and just plain weird) quotes of me. "YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love being weird!" "What's the deal with all these padded bras? I don't want breasts, I have breasts! That's why I'm buying a bra!" "WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE YOUTH O…
"Back in my day it was the rich who were fat and the poor who were skinny."
Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you.
I have a little cousin, as cute as can be! I love her with all my heart even though she drives me crazy. Such a cheerful little girl, I've never seen her frown. She has such an insane amount of energy I wish she'd just calm down! Sometimes …
For those of you who don't know, nikujaga is a very popular Japanese dish. Since I am the nikujaga girl I figured it was about time I told you the story of how nikujaga came to be. It was long ago in Japan, and they had begun to learn more …
Okay, so here's another anime that I really, really, love that I want to tell you guys about. It's called "Hetalia." It's super hilarious! Definitely one of the funniest shows ever! It's basically about what it would be like if all the coun…
If you keep your eyes opened by force long enough they will pop out.
At my Uncle's house. Trying to write something good. Hard with screaming kids.
Why does it always seem that the new generation has to clean up the mess the old generation made?
I'm not fat, gravity just really likes me!
By law, every child in Belgium must take harmonica lessons at primary school.
Reality is prison, but dreams are paradise.
A pregnant goldfish is called a "twit."
August 31st Did not get shoved into a trash-can today! Yippee!!!!!! Here's some more information on vampires (in case you haven't been doing your research). We can't go into sunlight or else we burn to ashes, some of us can turn into bats,…
Not all Asians are bad drivers and not all Polish people are dumb. Not all Germans are big and scary and not all French people are arrogant. Not all Italians and Greeks are horrible at managing money (although most of them are) and the Iris…
O is for all the outstanding literature. P is for all the nice people. U is for how unbelievable it is that these people aren't famous yet! And the doubles Ss are for how this app is twice as superb!
A shrimps heart is in its head.
Julia Roberts is the highest paid actress in film history.
August 30th Today sucked. I mean REALLY SUCKED. I got shoved into a trash can five times! FIVE TIMES!!!!!! By that stupid jerk Darren! I frickin' hate him! Oh great, I think I got chocolate on my shoe from the trash can. Pray to God that's…
So you want to learn Japanese? First things first, there are a lot of things you have to learn in order to speak Japanese so it's not a language you take for fun. Example: you have to learn all of the Japanese writing systems, hiragana, kat…
U is for the unforgivable things you've done. G is for how gross and disgusting you are. L is for how I can't believe I thought you actually loved me. Y is for how much I hate you.
Remember, even when it feels like they've taken everything away, they can never take away who you are.
Why does the rooster sing all his life? Because he has lots of wives but not a single mother-in-law!
John Wayne made more than 200 movies!
"The Irish: we don't tan, we burn."
L is for how lovely you are. O is for how overjoyed I am to have found you. V is for how very happy you make me. And E is for how much you enrich my life! <3
My fellow Opussians, it's high time I told you the truth about this crazy, nikujaga loving youth. It was only a few months ago you see, when I found out I could write poetry. My true passion is writing stories, full of wonder and epic glori…
The art of haiku, Five, seven, and then five more. Harder than it looks.
The cherry blossom, I stare as the petals fall. So lovely and pure.
English happens to be the only foreign language taught in Japanese schools. In Japan, the head of the state is the Emperor, while the chief of the government is the Prime Minister. You can smoke just about anywhere. The crime rate is amongs…
Pearls melt in vinegar.
Terribly sorry this is so late! @platypus was busy serving and eating her famous Opuss cake. @TaintedTulip had started an epic cupcake food fight @CoolioXP and @BlueIceCream were joking around @naaiive brought her fire- breathing dragon. …
In Japan, on respect for the aged day, tobacco companies will hand out free cigarettes to the elderly outside of department stores and train stations.
Going to the library is something I adore! Surrounded by books and manga galore! I don't mind the old ladies telling you to be quiet. It's worth it to read all these books and not have to buy it! My library has such an amazing selection! I …
Funny Rocking Intelligent Energetic Nice Dreamers Silly
There are about 1,500 sake breweries in Japan.
Five minutes after watching it Me: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TURN IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TURN IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…
"How you doin'? "WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!" "Smelly cat, smelly cat. What are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smelly cat. It's not your fault." "Checking out the chan-chan man!" …
Husband: Dear, I think you've been babying our daughter a little too much. She is fourteen you know. Wife: What?!? I have not! Now be quiet or you'll wake her up from her nap!
Right now I seem joyful and full of glee, but I will never forget what you did to me. I'll never understand why you continued to cause me so much pain, Even after knowing that I was going insane. As I lay crying, I told you I was dying. BU…
Sometimes it takes more courage to say "No" even when everyone's calling you a wimp than to do something stupid out of insecurity
Watermelons can cost up to $100 in Japan!
August 27th Nothing really happened today. Oh wait! I made cookies while my father and brothers were gone! They were chocolate chip. But then I remembered I can't eat cookies since I'm a vampire, and that made me really sad. So now I have …
Is as evil as the Devil yet takes no form, Turns kind people cruel, causes friends to have a duel, ruins the heart, batters the brain, causes you to go insane. What is this horrible thing?
• • \/ \/ | | | I is a vampire. ^ ^ • • • \/ \/ I is a werewolf. • • \/ \/ You want to be friends? ^ ^ • • • \/ \/ …
Until President Kennedy was murdered it wasn't a crime to assassinate the president.
"I" and "do" are some of the most simplest words there are. But put them together and it's going to be the hardest thing you'll ever say in your life.
Oh dear, I do fear, that I've gone 'round the b e n d once again.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. And that's why I take such good care of my teeth.
As the darkness and insanity encloses around me I try to think of better times. Back when I was a little girl, before I knew the horrors of the world. I try to cheer up but, no matter where I hide the darkness always finds me. No matter ho…
You: I brought you flowers! Special someone: You shouldn't have! You: Anything for you my dear! Special someone: No really, you shouldn't have. I'm horribly allergic to flowers. ( starts sneezing like mad) You: what the heck man?!? >:|
August 26th You might have expected me to start this chapter, or section, or whatever you want to call it of my diary with "Dear diary," but in my opinion that's just plain unmanly. I mean what self-respecting man would say "Dear diary?!?" …
Women are just like roses, if you treat them badly or just plain don't know how to handle them they can be rather nasty and will hurt you, but if you treat them with lots of kindness and care they can be so lovely and sweet!
Well that sucks: The creator of the NIKE swoosh symbol was only paid $35 for it.
My name's Elliot. Elliot Mungard. I know Elliot's more of a boys name but in my opinion it sounds kind of girly. No offense to guys out there named Elliot. I'm fifteen years old and (big surprise) I'm a vampire. I mean seriously if you didn…
If being a nerd means studying hard so that I can get a good job, caring about my friends and family, sticking up for what I believe in, helping people in need, and being happy with who I am, Then I'm proud to be a nerd.
Kermit the frog is left-handed.
Happy birthday mom! Thank you for working so hard! I hope you have an amazing birthday! :) <3
"Real men eat quiche!" -My aunt
We can put a man on the moon, create a device that lets us talk to people miles away in seconds, we can predict the weather, and yet we still can't find a cure for cancer?
You're the best friend I've ever had! If you're feeling sad I'll cheer you up! If you run a marathon I'll run it with you! If you're feeling lonely I'll give you a hug! If you get sick I'll make you noodles! I'll protect you with all my str…
I stopped dead in my tracks. Everyone was still staring at me. "Don't you people have something else to do?!?!?!" I yelled furiously. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! WE'RE SORRY! SO SORRY!!!!!!! PLEASE DON'T HURT US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!…
A random fact for all you daddies to-be: Nachos is the food most craved by pregnant women. So you better stock up now. Your life may depend on it!
You know what I always do when I'm feeling sad and blue? Sing a song all day long. Just to make it through.
CAUTION: DO NOT READ THIS! Are you still reading? You better stop now. Are you blind or something?!?!?!?! Didn't you see the warning?!?! Oh, smart guy huh? You know what? Read the next page! I dare you! Are you STILL reading this?!?!? …
Life isn't a race, just go at your own pace. All that matters is that you tried your best. Cheer up! It's not a contest. It's quality not quantity. That's something I wish you could see. Why do you have to run so fast? It doesn't matter who…
To escape the grip of a crocodiles jaws, push your thumb into its eyeballs. It will let go of you instantly.
The world can be such a cruel place, which makes me really sad. But I must remember that not all things in the world are bad. Like my amazing friends and family, who make me smile, make what I go through worth the while, and make me so happ…
It's not easy to be me. I must: Heal quickly, always forgive, forget the past, but am cursed to remember. Be fearless, Be perfect, And always be my best. I can't afford to: Make mistakes, Get frightened easily, Sink to my knees and cry, And…
There is more real lemon juice in Lemon Pledge furniture polish than in Country Time Lemonade.
"Knowledge can never replace friendship," -Patrick Star
My fellow Opussians, I'm sorry to say I won't be posting much today. I've tried with all my might, But I'm just too bloody tired to write.
Life is like a roller coaster. Just sit back and enjoy the ride. Then when it's over you go right back to where you started.
Marriage: Anything that ends in either death or divorce can't be good.
A shout out to my homies @CoolioXP and @BlueIcecream!!!! Thank you for being so funny, awesome, and nice! :)
I noticed that there were some people on Opuss who were really sad and I hate to see people unhappy so I decided to write this. Here are some things that might make you feel better if you're feeling sad: Songs that might make you feel bette…
The spinach consumption rose 33% in the U.S. after the comic strip "Popeye" became a hit in 1931.
I wish people would stop making fun of Justin Bieber. That poor girl!
No matter how many years pass I'll love you the most of anyone in the whole world! (from Hetalia)
The average French person eats 500 snails per year. Dang!
Normal = BORING! :p
I may have a smile on my face but that doesn't mean my life has been easy. I may laugh and joke around but that doesn't mean that I haven't felt pain or sadness. I may sing and dance but that doesn't mean that I haven't been mistreated or …
My dad: So what type of music do you listen to nowadays? Me: Lately I've been listening to a lot of foreign music. My dad: Really? I like foreign music too! Me: Cool! What kind? My dad: The Beatles, the clash and the rolling stones. Me: Da…
Strawberries have more vitamin C than oranges.
The United Kingdom eats more cans of baked beans than the rest of the world combined!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, But much less than you!
The 7- eleven Extreme Gulp is 50% bigger than the volume of the human stomach!
I'm not really into all this twilight stuff. It's not that I hate it or anything. It's just it got so complicated with all these teams. I mean your either team Edward, team Jacob, team Edward Scissorhands, team Lestat, or team Edward Elric.
Most alcoholic drinks contain all the 13 minerals to sustain life.
Person: Move it fat boy! You: I can lose weight but you'll always be an ass hole! ( from the movie run fat boy run.) Here's one I used when I was eight years old and this girl had been picking on me. Girl: You're such a loser! Me: Just beca…
Hello all you Opussians! It's me, the nikujaga girl!!!!!! I'm honestly a bit bored and wanted to talk to you guys. The people on here are so cool! So has anything funny happened lately? I hope you're all enjoying your summers! I'm sure drea…
McDonalds salads contain 60% more fat than their burgers. So don't give me grief if I get a big mac.
Custard pie + manga + music = Pure bliss
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
The truth hurts, but lies can kill.
Hetalia: learn world history............... THE FUN WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) <3
Let's face it, we're not all going to get along. But do we have to hate each other so much?
Coca-cola contained coca (whose active ingredient is cocaine) from 1885 to 1903. And that's how Coca-cola got its name.
Why does it seem that all the great guys are either gay, taken, or dead?
There wasn't a single pony in the Pony Express! Only horses.
There is a disease called "Ichthyosis" that will turn your skin scaly like a fish.
I'm sorry I can't be the perfect little brainless, plastic, Barbie doll you want me to be. But I happen to have a mind of my own and I know how to use it.
The nursery rhyme "Humpty Dumpty" never mentions Humpty being an egg. Scary right?
There's this anime I've been watching called "Black butler." It's amazing! The characters are really really cool like for example: Sebastian who is the awesomest butler ever! And my all time favorite character on the show! It's really awes…
You know those sayings "The glass is always half full," or " The glass is always half empty?" I did some thinking and realized that a glass half empty is the same as a glass half full. It just depends how you look at it. A glass half full s…
After all these years, And after all these tears, There's something I must say, And I must say it today. I just don't get why you can't see that I'm so unhappy. Why can't you just leave me be? I'm sick of all your spying, And I'm sick of a…
The word taxi is spelled the same in English, German, French, Spanish, Swedish and Portuguese.
So some of you guys might be wondering just how the stereotype for the French started. Well, here it is. In France when you go to a restraunt the tip is included in your bill. But in America the tip isn't included in your bill as all of you…
There once was a lady named Honey. Who everyone thought was funny. She went to lunch With a rather friendly bunch. But that all ended when she found out she had no money!
The shortest war ever fought was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes. One reason to be proud to be British.
Which is more deadly? Beauty and brains or beauty and no brains?
If Barbie isn't a sleaze then how come she has big plastic boobs?
You make me smile, You make me laugh, You make me sing, You make me dance, You make me cry (but in the good way!) You make me believe You make me happy. :)
Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots. Ironic right?
If you ever feel sad and lonely, or feel like no one cares, Or if you ever need a friend, You'll always have me.
ADELE: I'll set fire to the rain. Me: No you can't ADELE it's physically impossible! Looks like someone wasn't paying attention in science class!
To all my followers: I would just like to say thank you so much!!!!!!!!!!!!! It really means a lot to me that you guys were willing to given work a chance! I really appreciate it! I would also like to thank all the people on Opuss who were …
You are more likely to get attacked by a cow than a shark.
It's better to spend the rest of your life alone than to spend one minute with bad company. -Anonymous
Real heroes aren't the morons you see on tv with the capes and the cool powers. Real heroes are the people who fight for what's right at all costs.
The oldest known animal in the world was Ming the giant clam who lived to be 405 years old and was discovered in 2007.
Why do people say that they're as busy as bees when termites work 24 hours a day and don't sleep?
You are more amazing than anime and manga combined!
Man: I have way more upper body strength! Woman: Can you bleed for five or more days and not die? Man: .................no :(
Music is my frickin soul.
In his entire lifetime Vincent Van Gogh only sold one painting.
When Pablo Picasso was very young and totally broke he would burn his own paintings to keep warm.
Honestly, I'm my own worst enemy. I say and do Stupid things I know I'm not suppose to. Sometimes I feel like the madness is taking over my brain. The truth is I drive myself insane. Why oh why do I keep making so many mistakes? When I hurt…
The heaviest primate is morbidly obese humans. The second is the gorilla, weighing at about 485 pounds.
All the best things in life are free. Like Opuss!
Remember those times when you were little and you wished you were a grown up? I can remember how I would fantasize about all the cool adult things I would get to do. I regret that everyday. My life is going by so fast it seemed like weeks a…
When it comes to life, You just can't care about what other people think. Just be yourself.
You are the most kind, Most caring, Most intelligent, Most beautiful, Most thoughtful, Most funny, Most creative, Most passionate, And most wonderful person I have ever met. I love you! <3
Be careful what you wish for. It just might come true.
Free hugs! Get your free hugs! You over there! Would you like a free hug?
Some frogs can be frozen solid, thawed, and still be alive after all of that.
There are more chickens than people in the world. Kind of scary right?
This isn't exactly a parody. It's kind of like one except I changed the lyrics so they describe me. Enjoy! Hey Spain! We sure harvested a ton of tomatoes this year! Nice work! Buono tomato, buono tomato, buono, buono, ooh tomato! They're r…
Real beauty doesn't come from a bottle, It comes from being yourself.
Even a small amount of alcohol placed on a scorpion will make it go insane and sting itself to death.
America Where pizza comes faster than an ambulance America Where the roads are littered with dead animals, trash, and homeless people America Where the kids do drugs and drink 'till they drop America Where there's a weight epidemic and skin…
Sponge Bob Squarepants: A show about a gay talking sponge that does cocaine. What's not to love?
Why it sucks to be a parent: Babies wake up every 2 hours.
I'm not stupid. Everyone else is just more smarter then me.
You are more lovely than a cherry blossom! <3
I AM TRYING TO SAY I LOVE YOU <3
Star fish don't have brains.
What will happen when everything there is to write is written? And everything there is to sing is sung? What will happen when everything there is to do is done? And everything there is to say is said? What will happen when every dream is d…
I would tell you that I love you, but words cannot begin to describe it.
Lucille Ball (from I love Lucy as some of you already know) wasn't a natural red head.
B.F.F.A.A. (Best Friends Forever And Always!)
Here is why Friday the 13th is considered the most unlucky day of the year. Now as some of you might already know, the number 13 is considered very unlucky. The Romans believed that 13 was the Devil's number, and the Egyptians believed that…
I know I should hate you, But you just have such a way with words!
Yay!!!! 100 posts! Now that I've come so far I think it's time you got to know me a bit better. I've always loved interviews so now I am going to be interviewing myself. Q: So, what are some hobbies or special talents you have? A: Hmm, let…
I live for the moment when I can go home and watch "The Simpsons."
Note: This fact is so insanely bizarre you'll probably think I'm lying. But believe me when I tell you I speak the truth. Have you ever wondered what the symbol on the Nazi flag means? Well I'll tell you, it means happiness, joy, love, thi…
The earth; a place of death and a place of birth. It's so beautiful, With its trees that tower over us like emerald skyscrapers, its oceans so true and blue, And the animals of all shapes and sizes. Such a strange place the world is, Horr…
Caution:Objects in mirror are lovelier than they appear.
I don't tolerate people flirting with me. But feel free to compliment me as much as you like! :)
The Muppets is banned from Saudi Arabia because one of its stars is a pig.
Yes I hate haikus. No way am I writing one. Oh great, I just have! Personally I have nothing against haikus. This is just a random idea I got one time.
Mark Twain didn't even graduate elementary school.
Donald Duck is banned from Finland because he doesn't wear trousers.
Life is a lot like jam and scones. Life is the scone, and friends are the jam. Without them life is dull and tasteless, but with them life is the most amazing thing ever.
In order to be old and wise, you must first be young and stupid -Anonymous
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
The first test-tube baby was born in England 20 years ago.
We are surrounded by beauty. All you have to do is look.
Here are some things that might make you feel better. The song "Always look on the bright side of life" by Monty Python. The movie "3 idiots" It's pretty funny and very well done. The tv show the Simpsons. It's hilarious! The book "The tale…
You know how some people are scared of things like spiders, heights, or the dark? Well that never really bothered me too much, because the thing I'm afraid of the most is far more scary than any of those things can ever be. Myself.
Why I will never work at McDonalds: In 1988 more fast food employees were murdered on the job than police officers.
HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well now that I have your attention, there is something I would like to say. Please follow kelly_seaons! But don't just follow her. Read her work too! She's a great writer! The doctors said she may die in two wee…
I know what you're thinking right now. I'm a monster. A horrible, evil monster. But I wasn't always like this. I never wanted to be creature I've become. All I ever wanted was to have a peaceful, happy life. But I know that can never happe…
In Bangladesh kids as young as 15 can be jailed for cheating on their finals. So please, don't cheat.
I don't drink these days. I'm allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I brake out in handcuffs - Robert Downey Jr.
Young drug-addicts and alcoholics will start drinking and doing drugs by age 12. I do not lie. This sickens me so much I......... I can't even describe it.
Sometimes I can be over-Protective, Needy, Clingy, And a bit annoying. But that's only because I love you so much and you mean the world to me.
Don't be just like everybody else. :)
You know how it's always hilarious when someone walks into a glass door? But when you walk into a glass door it's the most unfunny thing ever? And then all these people are laughing at you and you're thinking to yourself "What on earth is s…
You call it being insane. I call it being myself.
There are three different me's. The good me, The bad me, And the utterly mad me.
To my haters: It makes me happy knowing that in a few years from now I'll be the famous lady riding in the limousine and you'll be my chauffeur.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Hello to all you Opussians!!!!!!! So, how have you guys been? I heard iPuss was throwing a party. Has anything funny happened lately? Anything interesting going on in your lives? I hope you all have a great day!!! :)
Happy fourth of July to all you Americans! And to all you British people, No hard feelings right? Anyway, I hope you all have a super fun fourth of July! Today I'm wearing my shorts that have the flag of England on them. (I was dared to, pl…
This was written by Himaruya Hidekazu. The author of Hetalia. Germany, Germany, Germany is a really, really nice place. Even though I am your prisoner you give me food, And it doesn't suck like England's food. Sausages with cheeses always …
Dear Mr. Pervert, When I first met you, You seemed like such a nice guy. I feel like a moron for not knowing what was going on inside. It's pretty obvious, You're totally obsessed, I can tell by the way that you stare at my breasts. And eve…
Crying is just showing that you're not afraid of your emotions.
I'm team Edward. Elric of course!
Just because I unfollowed you doesn't mean I don't like you.
Let me tell you a story, Full of tragedy and insanely gory. About a man who lost everything he called dear. You'll find no happy endings here. But you must learn before I'm old and grayed, Exactly how a villain is made.
So, Is anyone here a Hetalia fan?
You are the best thing that's ever happened to me since the first time I ate nikujaga.
True beauty doesn't come from having long, silky, beautiful hair, but from hacking off that long, silky, beautiful hair and donating it to Locks of love. True beauty doesn't come from make up, but from putting down the mascara and saying "…
Front: I'm not playing hard to get. I just really don't like you Just a random t shirt idea.
It's as hot as hell. Don't feel to well. About to vomit up my guts. Gone totally nuts. My throat's so sore. I'll spare you the gore. My voice is gone. I pray to God that by dawn the power will finally come back on. I may exaggerate a bit, b…
Everyday is a battle between me and the never ending madness that threatens to take over my mind.
The only person you can be is yourself.
My name is Sarah. It's pronounced with an air-uh. I love to dream the day away, And watch the trees swish and sway. A huge fan of manga and anime. My favorite colors are purple and blue. No matter what I will always be there for you. I've b…
Cheeseburgergyropizzawurstpastafishandchipsicecreamcremepiehamsalmonsteakcrepenoodlescakebiscuitstartsbaconjamandsconeswithteatacos And nikujaga of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This was just a random idea I had. An Opuss convention! All the people on Opuss would gather to meet each other once a year and read poems or things of that nature. And we could all meet each other in real life. Oh and the best part is the…
Don't make the mistakes I made in school. Keep getting straight A's so that when the time comes you can get a scholarship and we don't have to pay for college and I can take your mother on a cruise around the world. Just a random quote th…
Here's a message to all my haters: Look at me, and look at you. Look how far I've come, and look how low you've sunk. So you can insult me all you want, but do you really think I care?
My creepy German neighbor I woke up. I checked the clock, it was 4:00 am. I thought about Ramona. Oh God I miss her so much! She was my best friend, my only friend. A tear rolled down my cheek. "Stop crying you idiot! Crying is for wusses!…
We forget 80% of what we learn everyday.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies room during a dance.
I love you more than the Germans love wurst and beer.
Don't live to dream. Dream to live.
One day a little girl was watching tv. An incredibly sleazy reality tv show was on at the time. Just as it started getting pretty explicit her parents walked in. Luckily they were able to turn it off before it showed anything too inappropri…
Front: First I rule Opuss, Back: Then I rule the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:)
If the world was hell, Your nanny would be Joseph Kony, The only ship would be the Titanic, Osama Bin Laden would come back from the dead and be in charge of the Nobel Peace Prize, All the children's stories would be written by Stephen Kin…
This quote was written for Hans Christian Anderson and anyone who feels like they're not beautiful. And so the ugliest duckling turned into the most beautiful swan.
Ways to tell if you're heartless: You're still making fun of the Polish and calling them dumb even after the Nazis forced them into ghettos and destroyed their lives and homes, You're still making fun of the nerdy kids even after Columbine …
Hello? Where'd all you guys go?!?!?! I kept going on Opuss but no one was there. Is anybody out there?!? Come one guys! Don't leave me here all by myself! Opuss is so boring when everybody's gone. I don't like being left alone!!!!!!!!!
No matter what happens, no matter what they tell you, IT'S NEVER GOODBYE. Not even death itself can separate you from the ones you love. Never forget that.
One day I was watching the Simpsons(the best tv show ever!) and I started wondering what cartoons did people watch as a kid and what cartoons do they like now? So, what cartoons do you like?(anime and claymation shorts count as well! Also c…
Whenever someone calls me weird, I smile at them and say, "Thank you very much!" This is because I take it as a compliment, I mean why would I want to be like everybody else?
I just wanted to say thank you so much to all my followers and to all of you who have read my work! I've come so far! Rank 66 ! Thank you all so much!!!!!!! Special thanks to these Opussians: gazplend, CoolioXP, eyes5ib, georgie17xx, nolla…
When you really get down to it, fear is the only thing you really have to fear.
Love someone because of their soul, not their looks. Looks fade away over time. But a soul never does.
Justin Bieber: I will never say never! Me: But you just said never twice arseloch!
Front: Don't do drugs Back: Do Opuss!
Bruno Mars is a wanker?!?!?!?!
The thing I love the most about little kids is if you offer them a free hug they don't run away from you in fear.
The lesson is that you can still make mistakes and be forgiven. - Robert Downey Jr.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. ( This quote was not written by me.)
Hello! My name is Sarah. Welcome to the never ending madness that is my life.
I'm surrounded by darkness blacker than the midnight sky. Now they've all said good bye. So I'm in the dark and I am alone. I am alone. I am alone. I call out for help, I scream, I plead, And I yelp. Yet no one hears my cries. I'm sick of…
It's a sick world I noticed that a lot of people were making parodies of children's songs and nursery rhymes so I decided I would do one of it's a small world. It's a world of torture A world of tears. It's a world of sickos, A world of …
Front: Keep calm and slay vampires.
Front: Make cupcakes, not war!
Front: I admit I don't know everything Back: I just know a hell lot more than you do
Yo mama is so ugly that when Medusa saw her she turned to stone! Sorry if this joke really sucks. It was just some random idea I had. The joke is made for people who are huge Greek mythology geeks(like myself)
Since its fathers day, There's something I would like to say, Dad you are the best. Obviously it's no contest. Thanks for trying to cheer me up when I'm sad. And you make me really glad that you're my dad. Happy fathers day! Even though so…
Here is a list of things that I think are pure evil: Soap operas, teenage soap operas, commercials, little kid shows, the song "Call me maybe," ventriloquism dummies, all those evil racist organizations, homework, those movies about teenag…
"Not so sweet dreams" "Can you read me a bedtime story?" Anica asked. "No," I said bitterly. "Please," she said. "No." "Pretty please." "No." "Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty,-" "SHUT UP!" She totally …
Why are all the movies nowadays rated R? I mean it's really annoying. Here are some examples: the dictator, a friend for the end of the world, that's my boy,and Ted. These are just a bit of all the R rated movies coming out. I just don't ge…
Sometimes the truth is far, far stranger than fiction.
I walk along a long mysterious road, I don't where it ends, or begins. I walk alone, only my shadow follows. Sometimes I stop; I get so distracted by the beauty around me. The skies of such a pure, honest blue and the trees of emerald green…
Since you guys seemed to enjoy the first odd fact about me I posted here, I decided I'd post some more. Hope you guys like them! I have have a dog named Winston Churchill( I call him Winston or Winnie for short). I have looked at the sun an…
It doesn't matter what you did in the past or what you'll do in the future. All that matters is what you do now.
Well I guess it's too late now to tell you how much I loved you. I guess it's too late now to tell you how much I really care. And I would have always been there. I guess it's too late now to tell you that you were my true and only friend. …
Hi, my name's Deric. Deric Caleb Bellamy. I'm 25 years old. I've got dark, brown hair, tan skin, hazel eyes, and I'm super muscular. I know, surprising a guy like me lives alone, right?I guess I should tell you a bit more about me. Let's s…
There are so many things to do, places to go, people to meet. There are people to love, people to hate, people to hurt, and people to help. There are books that need to get read, stories that need to get written, pianos that need to be pl…
I'm British, Irish, Polish, and German. True story! Also I'm double jointed soI can do this thing with my knuckles that seriously freaks people out for some reason.
There's a "Suck" in "Success".
Life is like an ice cream cone. Don't try to finish it quickly worrying it will melt away.
You must always remember how to forget.
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Rocked too much and began to fall. Landed hard on his head. No doubt he's dead. But he made the best omelet of all!
Keep your head up. There are better things to see than the road.