How a little girl ruined my life ch.7

"Always look on the bright side of life"
Well this is just great!
I've pretty much lost the job of my dreams, I've made a new enemy, I agreed to take care of the person I hate the most of anyone, and everyone thinks I'm a total nutcase!
Come on Deric, maybe this won't be so bad.
How long can one month be? I'm sure this will be over before you know it. And who knows, maybe looking after a kid might actually be........................fun.
Yeah right!
This totally sucks!
If only Ramona were here, she'd know exactly what to do.
Oh God, nothing's been right since she left!
Why did she have to go?!?!?
I miss her so much everyday I have to live with this awful pain in my chest. I've felt this way from the moment I watched her walk into the distance, knowing in the dark depths of my mind that this would be the last time I would see her.
I miss everything about her! Her warm smile, her wonderfully weird personality, her love of sunflowers and poetry, the way she was always there for me, even when I wasn't there for her.
She was the only friend I ever had! And I never told her how much she meant to me!
Ramona! I'm so sorry! Can you ever forgive me?!?!?
I was a fool for never telling you how I really felt! And now you're gone. Just a distant memory of the past.
Funny the way life is, one day you're smiling and laughing with your best friend in the whole frickin' universe, and the next you're all alone except for an annoying little girl asking you to play fairy princesses with her and to
read her a bed time story.
I've been through so much more pain than anyone will ever know.
My eyes began to well up with tears.
Come on Deric! I thought to myself.
Just remember what Monty Python taught you, always look on the bright side of life, badum, badum, badum, badum.
I'm pathetic aren't I ?
I don't even have a girlfriend.
I wonder why girls don't like me? I mean I'm a nice, considerate, sensitive guy!
Then Anica barged in.
"Hey Uncle Deric! Do you want to have a tea party with me?" she asked.
"No you little brat! Can't you see that I am very busy at the moment?!?!?!?!" I yelled.
"Okey dokey! Maybe another time then!" she said cheerfully.
I still don't understand why I'm still single.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Why is it I who must suffer? Oh well.