25 June 2012
If the world was hell,
Your nanny would be Joseph Kony,
The only ship would be the Titanic,
Osama Bin Laden would come back from the dead and be in charge of the Nobel Peace Prize,
All the children's stories would be written by Stephen King,
all the shows would be soap operas,
Your wife would be Sarah Ferguson,
The only singer would be Justin Bieber,
Sweeney Todd would also come back from the dead and be your butcher,
And your mother would be Snooki!
If the world was hell • Opuss № I