I'm not fat, gravity just really likes me!
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So you want to hear the story of my life? I was born, I live, and one day I will die.
I'm not fat, gravity just really likes me!
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So you want to hear the story of my life? I was born, I live, and one day I will die.
"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating." "More and more of our imports come from overseas" "I'm the master of low expectations.".
Harry didn't usually lie in bed reading his text books, that sort of behaviour, as Ron rightly said, was indecent in anybody except Hermione, who was simply weird that way..
Ha haa. To bad boys. You'll need to get up earlier than that to beat a Firebolt.
"I am not joking Mr Weasley, though, now you mention it, I did hear an excellent one over the summer about a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun who all go into a bar".
"Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who's nit allowed to use magic.... we've got no chance" - Fred Weasley.
I'm not short, I'm fun size!.
I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole, diggy diggy hole diggy diggy hole Keep calm and diggy diggy hole BUT WHY!!!.
If we were a bong, weed all get along!!.
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