Random Quote #224

@Ceyda

Best Friends

Eulogys are the best way to separate the faux-amis from the hearties. Too bad you're dead. © Ceyda Gundogan 2013. All rights reserved.

@Ceyda

I was wrong about politicians. They don't have a hidden agenda. They have a hidden personality. One that comes out only at full moon. © Ceyda Gundogan 2013. All rights reserved.

@tattyteddy

If you constantly push people away, how can you expect them to be there for you in a time of need. ~Me.

@tattyteddy

My mum's friend came round and wanted a beer, so I got one from the fridge and shook it for about ten seconds and when they opened it, it went everywhere!. Hahahaha.

@tattyteddy

You can't expect people to like you forever. But you can expect that special someone to love you forever <3.

@eliseeeegurl

I'm putting this relationship in jeopardy. We can't keep pretending this is okay. I'm killing us both slowly each day..

@chloemay88

So hey guys. I'm finally back after a couple of years, I can't remember what my username was but oh well.

@Sapphira11

My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. Mitch Hedberg.