One day a little girl was watching tv. An incredibly sleazy reality tv show was on at the time. Just as it started getting pretty explicit her parents walked in.
Luckily they were able to turn it off before it showed anything too inappropriate.
Dad: What the....?
Mom: Don't say it! Anyway, could you talk to me for a second.
So then they go into another room where their daughter can't hear them.
Mom: What the hell was that on tv?
Dad: I don't know. Don't worry about it honey, there are plenty of shows that are appropriate for her age.
Mom: I doubt it. All they show on tv is sex.
Dad: You're just being over-dramatic. That's not true. I'll prove it to you.
The mom and dad walk back in the room. The dad puts on "Discovery Channel."
Dad: See? Nothing inappropriate here. This episode is about lions.
Then her parents leave the room again.
A few minutes later:
Little girl: Mommy! Daddy! Look! The lions are wrestling!
Her parents walk in
Dad: Oh my.................
Mom: See. I told you all they show on tv is sex.
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