Little Johnny

@louistomlinson

Blowjob

This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give...

@nikujagagirl

Mother knows best

One day a little girl was watching tv. An incredibly sleazy reality tv show was on at the time. Just as it started getting pretty explicit her parents walked in.

@Supertecnoboff

Insect

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.

@nicwatt

Elevator

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall.

@em99sh

A convo between father and son... DAD: "Ok, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns". Son: Gotcha. DAD: what did you buy at the store. Son: Ketchup and rubber buns.

@Bwanadik

I saw a teenage girl busking today. She had a great voice, and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing. "Any requests?" She asked the watching crowd.

@Eatonlynch

Carrie Likes To Screw

Just to be clear the twist was a famous dance in the 50's It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.

@Blackrose

Little Larry, You've Gotta Love Him.

Little Larry and Gina are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Larry goes to Gina's father to ask him for her hand.