@louistomlinson

Blowjob

This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give...

@nicwatt

Elevator

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall.

@Supertecnoboff

Insect

A family are driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windscreen.

@steely2302

Nearly Married

These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years.

@Eatonlynch

Carrie Likes To Screw

Just to be clear the twist was a famous dance in the 50's It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.

@Eatonlynch

The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are:

1. Doctor. 2. Dentist 3. Coal man. 4. Decorator. 5. Bank manager. A Doctor says to take off your clothes. A Dentist says open wide. A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back.

@Bwanadik

I saw a teenage girl busking today. She had a great voice, and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing. "Any requests?" She asked the watching crowd.

@saskiaskippings1

Little Johnny

Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant. Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".