1. Doctor.
2. Dentist
3. Coal man.
4. Decorator.
5. Bank manager. A Doctor says to take off your clothes. A Dentist says open wide. A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back? "A Decorator says "how do you like it now that it? s up? "A Bank manager says "take it out you? I'll lose interest "!"
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