@Eatonlynch

Carrie Likes To Screw

Just to be clear the twist was a famous dance in the 50's It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.

@gazplend

Easy Mistake?

I feel I must apologise to sweet pussy Pauline I got the wrong idea and now I feel appalling.

@louistomlinson

Blowjob

This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give...

@steely2302

Nearly Married

These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many, many years.

@saskiaskippings1

Little Johnny

Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant. Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".

@Blackrose

Little Larry, You've Gotta Love Him.

Little Larry and Gina are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Larry goes to Gina's father to ask him for her hand.

@Hanni

Porch

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

@em99sh

A convo between father and son... DAD: "Ok, so after every question i ask you you must say ketchup and rubber buns". Son: Gotcha. DAD: what did you buy at the store. Son: Ketchup and rubber buns.