I feel I must apologise to sweet pussy Pauline
I got the wrong idea and now I feel appalling!
How could I know her nickname derived from the fact
She only feeds sweets and cakes to her little pussy cat!
So Pauline if your reading this I must apologise
But was there really any need to spray mace in my eyes!
Was an easy mistake to make as i tried to get a whiff
No wonder you looked confused when I asked for a quick sniff!
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