Rush Hour 3

@Eatonlynch

Fighting Over 25c

A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.

@TheCodsPollocks

Shakespeare This Ain't !

" A whore. A whore. My condom for a whore. " " Horse" " What. " " It's a horse - and it's not condom it's kingdom " " Are you sure. " " Pretty much " " Well I think it's disgusting. " " What...

@gazplend

Easy Mistake?

I feel I must apologise to sweet pussy Pauline I got the wrong idea and now I feel appalling.

@Maunder

Fredrick

Julie was a schoolgirl. Fredrick; he was not. The day he went in the girl's loos, was the day that he forgot. The girls, they did not like it, They began to scream and shout.

@albisher

Pat: Hey, Chris. How's your new pet fish doing. You told me he was really something special. Chris: To tell you the truth, I'm really disappointed in him.

@steely2302

Sperm Jar

An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

@ElishaWatts

Blonde Paint Job

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.

@Mattbreon

This is a joke that my friend told me earlier today. I warn you, it contains a few swears. Johnny and his dad were walking home from his school when they saw two women arguing in the street.