1 September 2012
"Ugh, mortals. I'll never understand them."
Friend: "what song are you listening to?"
Me: "Some Japanese song about China."
"Every moment of my life is an awkward moment, some more awkward than others."
"Once I tried to go the whole day without going on Opuss, but then I went crazy and went on at 4 in the morning."
"If I weren't so nice I'd be ruling the world."
"WHY?!?!?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?! And again I may ask WHY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!"
"I'm the most mature one around here," (starts eating can of whip cream using bare hands)
"Being crazy is fun!"
"NIIIIIIKUUUUUUJAAAAAGAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" :O
(talking to my mom)"Seriously, out of all the people in the world you married him? [my dad]"
"Oh the Italian military. I'm so scared. What are they going to do?!? Retreat? Or surrender? Oh Im just shaking in my new leather boots!" (rolls eyes)
"Let's face it. The Internet was made for things that start with a P. Perverts, porn, and pathetic people with no lives."
"YAY!!!!!!! I'M RUNNING! I'M RUNNING! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"
"Hello, I'm the nikujaga girl. And I am an opussaddict."
"Otaku and darn proud of it!"
" Hallelujah! Sorry, I went to a religious school."
"So....................yeah."
"The world would be so much better if people watched more anime."
"I hate my life." >:|
"There are three me's. The good me, the bad me, and the utterly mad me."
"I know, I know, I'm insane."
Weird quotes of me • Opuss № I