22 October 2012
A few years ago in a galaxy not all that far away an evil alien from Uranus came down to earth to wreak havoc and misery on all humans, and that alien's name was........JUSTIN BIEBER!
He tortured innocent people with his hideous voice that made even the bravest of men cry for mommy. Then he formed an army called "Beliebers." They forced people to listen to his crappy songs and trampled them like a bunch of crazy rhinos if they refused. He laid five eggs to help him in his quest to enslave all mankind. In 2012 those eggs hatched, they hypnotized people with their infernal powers and made them think they were actually better than the Beatles!!!!!!!!!!! They continued their reign of terror on the citizens of earth, many lost their hearing to their awful voices. And they were known as One direction. Their goal is to enslave all of humanity with their awful singing. Only one hero could rise up against them, and that hero is.........
How One direction and Justin Bieber came to be • Opuss № I