Matt

@Kewl_Djoker

Apprehensive Love

I love real strong. But it put me @ my weakest. My heart real fragile. I don't want scattered pieces,. Had women tell me they love me. Now I know that's just a word,.

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@inkytheobvious

Tension

Where ever I go,. I do not seem to appeal to people's tastes,. I guess it's time for me to show them,. That I play hard,. And work harder,. With the most effect,. See how there tastes change,.

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@Burrfoot

Septic Part II

The lad wasnt the best at being clean He had some habits quite obscene So to a clinic he went With pills off he was sent The doctor said 'don't go back where you've been'.

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@spottydotty

Woman From Russia

There was a woman from Russia, Who liked to steal the butter, And when she did people mutter, Why that woman from Russia. Read it fast or it won't sound very good..

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@VampireRipper

My Limerick

There once was a man who died, His mother then shrieked and cried, She fell down the stairs, Broke one of the chairs, She had broken her hip and her side!.

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@zoeylikestuhtles

Simple

Another hug, another kiss,. Another night of simple bliss. This happiness is tempting. This loneliness is losing. My head is spinning round. My heart goes on to pound. Watch me as I lose my feet.

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@iLeeam

Car Insurance

You'll happily take my money, And have the nerve to call me 'buddy". But remove my assurance 'Cos you're not proving your insurance, I need my car, don't infuriate me..

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@TammieM

Christmas Time...

Charlie chocolate, chose to chew a charming piece of chewing gum. Charlie Finnish his chewing gum and chewed a piece of cheddar.

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