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@spottydotty

Woman From Russia

There was a woman from Russia, Who liked to steal the butter, And when she did people mutter, Why that woman from Russia. Read it fast or it won't sound very good..

@zoeylikestuhtles

Simple

Another hug, another kiss,. Another night of simple bliss. This happiness is tempting. This loneliness is losing. My head is spinning round. My heart goes on to pound. Watch me as I lose my feet.

@VampireRipper

My Limerick

There once was a man who died, His mother then shrieked and cried, She fell down the stairs, Broke one of the chairs, She had broken her hip and her side!.

@Kewl_Djoker

Apprehensive Love

I love real strong. But it put me @ my weakest. My heart real fragile. I don't want scattered pieces,. Had women tell me they love me. Now I know that's just a word,.

@TammieM

Christmas Time...

Charlie chocolate, chose to chew a charming piece of chewing gum. Charlie Finnish his chewing gum and chewed a piece of cheddar.

@hopefulwriter

Christmas Limerick

There once was a sad old elf, Who lived all alone by himself. Santa made cuts, He got stuck in the ruts, And he had nothing, no nothing of wealth..

@lishy3579

Christmas :)

a time of year to laugh and cheer really fun always cold reeindeers in the sky Santa on his sleigh family and friends come together as one presents and party fun trees and decorations...

@laurenelm

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find that his dream had come true. -Gary The Snail.