Christmas Limerick

@laurenelm

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find that his dream had come true. -Gary The Snail.

@ETCFG

Ill

My mum got ill one day And ill she seemed to stay So ill do my part And wish with my heart That she wont stay that way.

@giannadesimone

The Wallowing Witch

Deep in the wabes of the wondering wobes wines a witch of the west east to the emphatic yet easy going entertainer who not only entertains he also lambently lies to the lion lying lazily underneath...

@stay_beautiful

Surprises Today

Empty inside. That's how I feel today, I wish i could steal someone's happiness. All that my mind knows, is that something will happen today, and till then, I'll wait because I'm curious.

@RemusLupin

Man From Peru

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He woke with a fright In the middle of the night To find that his dream had come true -Gary the Snail.

@Irrational_Kimmi

Thank Goodness

Thank goodness for our King Lee, Sense he always makes us see, Without his kind words, Our fights would get absurd, And I fear Opuss would cease to be. [for @LeeLee101].

@Pawsy

A Wee Lark

There was a wee bird called a lark, Who liked to sing in the dark. He said, "I'm afraid", "There could be night raids, And I'd be found dead in the park!".

@lishy3579

Christmas :)

a time of year to laugh and cheer really fun always cold reeindeers in the sky Santa on his sleigh family and friends come together as one presents and party fun trees and decorations...