Man From Peru

@Htaylor1998

There once was a man from Springfield Who's petty IQ could not yield The concept of Math, English, History, no class But his music gave him all he could feel.

@adel1405

Nutter Butter

The moon is a great white football, the sun is a pound of butter, the world is going round the twist and I'm a little nutter..

@Paleflower

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear but Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair so Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he!.

@Kiff76

Charlie Had A Pigeon

Charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon, a pigeon. Charlie had a pigeon, a pigeon that flew. It flew in the morning, it flew in the night, And when it came home it was covered in ...

@afghanacid

Squint Eye

I walk with a yawn and a squint to my eye, am I real tired. Or am I real high. Ask me no questions I tell you no lie, Except that I’m tired with a squint to my eye..

@benaken

Bad Vicar

Our local vicars a weasel He is not good but pure evil So when God looked down He sprung hands from the ground And dragged him to live with the devil!.

@Yassy75

Abbi

Hi if you like my limerick please please comment HERE NOW.

@Yassy75

Hi

Hi do you like my limerick "Abbi" . Please comment HERE.