Nutter Butter

@bookworm28

There was a young lady of Tottenham Who had no manners or else she'd forgotten em' At Tea with the Vicar She whipped off her knickers Because, she replied, she felt ot' in em'.

@TheShinn

Botany

There was a young fellow from Leeds Who swallowed a packet of seeds In less than an hour His dick was a flower And his balls were covered in weeds.

@daveydstarr

Next Doors Cat

There was and old cat from next door Whose eye sight was incredibly poor. The door was closed, She bumped her nose. Now her nose is unbearably sore. By Maya!!!.

@nollaigdream

Bunny

Me am a little bunny, Me hop and skip and runny Me trained to kill With bunny powered will And a tiny bunny sized gunny.

@dspratt484

Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket, but his wife named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. .

@dspratt484

Limerick

There once was a man from Ealing, In his stomach he had a terrible feeling, But the sign on the door, Said don't spit on the floor, So he looked up and spat on the ceiling!.

@MattVaux

Crude Limerick

There once was a young woman from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She laid down on her back And opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling!.

@oli2000

Limerick

There once was a boy called Oli Who was a bit off his trolly. He took loads of drugs And befriended the thugs And that was the end of Oli:( ***Not my real life***.