Next Doors Cat

@dspratt484

Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket, but his wife named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. .

@dspratt484

Limerick

There once was a man from Ealing, In his stomach he had a terrible feeling, But the sign on the door, Said don't spit on the floor, So he looked up and spat on the ceiling!.

@clementallen

Billy Limerick

There was a boy called billy with a ten foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it's only five foot four..

@LiteralFeline

Old Man

There was an old man from Darjeeling, who boarded a bus bound for Ealing. He saw on the door 'Please don't spit on the floor'. So he stood up and spat on the ceiling!.

@lumleyrob

I'm Not So Sure.

I'm not so sure i was meant to be like this. I'm not so sure i was meant to feel like this. I'm not so sure i was meant to think like this.

@benthehen

Monocle

There once was a young man from sky Who had a peculiar eye His girlfriend did pass A small piece of glass When he saw her he said 'My oh my!'.

@mushyprin

There was a young man from Skye, Who stuck his head in a pie; He walked round the ocean, And drank a bottle of lotion, That vexed the fisherman of Skye..

@nollaigdream

Bunny

Me am a little bunny, Me hop and skip and runny Me trained to kill With bunny powered will And a tiny bunny sized gunny.