Old Man

@Jammie

Stutters

There was a young man from calcutta Who had the most terrible stutter He said pass the hham and the jjjam and the bbbbbbutter.

@benthehen

Monocle

There once was a young man from sky Who had a peculiar eye His girlfriend did pass A small piece of glass When he saw her he said 'My oh my!'.

@mushyprin

There was a young man from Skye, Who stuck his head in a pie; He walked round the ocean, And drank a bottle of lotion, That vexed the fisherman of Skye..

@blindmuggy

Moetry

To hide my fear I became ignorant. To hide my ignorance I became arrogant. to hide my arrogance I became distant. To hide my distance I became obtuse. To hide my angle I hid myself.

@Intense

There was a woman from Calais Who loved to do ballet She fell flat on her face It was a disgrace Oh that woman from Calais.

@lauren_hutch

Polly

There was a girl called Polly Who had a dolly Who went missin Cause it was kissin A big fat trolley.

@LiteralFeline

There was a man called Sprockett. Who went to the moon on a rocket. The rocket went bang, his balls went clang and they found his cock in his pocket!.

@lumleyrob

I'm Not So Sure.

I'm not so sure i was meant to be like this. I'm not so sure i was meant to feel like this. I'm not so sure i was meant to think like this.