Polly

@euan

Mat Cat

Crunch He's a mat cat A bed cat A sleepy cat A pillow cat He's a hunger cat But he is my cat My own cat My favourite cat The end.

@zimpenfish

A rugby match played under water Is quite like a vicar's young daughter Although not so much Except for the touch Of strapping young men where they n'oughta.

@zimpenfish

The man with the world's biggest penis Was placed in his own unique genus "Giganticus Wang" Was the sign that would hang In the section next to the hyenas.

@TommyWalsh

Limerick :P

There once was a girl called Sue, Whos brother scared her with a "Boo!", She kicked him in the balls, His screams echoed round the halls, Be careful in case she gets you!.

@naturalandreal

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host. -Dorothy Parker.

@naturalandreal

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host. -Dorothy Parker.

@nollaigdream

Limerick!

There once was a lady from crew, Whos limericks stopped at line 2..

@LiteralFeline

There was a man called Sprockett. Who went to the moon on a rocket. The rocket went bang, his balls went clang and they found his cock in his pocket!.