Limerick!

@kirsty10

There Was Once A Girl Called Bex

There was once a girl called Bex, who never really had sex. Then one day she lost her specks, so now she couldn't have sex, oh that poor old Bex!.

@SwaggaLove13

There are many things I oh so regret, Things I truely wish I could forget, But what's done is done, I had my fun Have I fully changed for the better?… no not yet..

@Htaylor1998

New York Pork

There once was a man from New York Who's favourite thing was to eat pork He ate and he gorged On boar after boar 'till one day he collapsed on the floor.

@bluerover

Man From Kilkenny

There once was a man from Kilkenny Who bent over and picked up a penny He said there's not enough here To buy me a beer Cos ones not enough I want many!.

@Noonington

The Perfect Boyfriend.

He's completely flawless, he has a nice smile. He makes you feel like its all worth while. He's generous and kind, Loves to be kissed. The only problem is, he doesn't exist..

@Yassy75

Comment about Abbi

Hi if anybody likes my poem "Abbi" please tell me.

@Noonington

(Hopefully Not) The Future

There once was a girl named Lily, her limericks were kinda silly, so she gave up at school married a tool and then became clinically depressed..

@hbabybean

A Young Man

There was a young man from Leeds, Who swallowed a packet of seeds, Within an hour his dick was a flower and his balls were covered in weeds..