Mat Cat

@zimpenfish

The man with the world's biggest penis Was placed in his own unique genus "Giganticus Wang" Was the sign that would hang In the section next to the hyenas.

@TommyWalsh

Limerick :P

There once was a girl called Sue, Whos brother scared her with a "Boo!", She kicked him in the balls, His screams echoed round the halls, Be careful in case she gets you!.

@naturalandreal

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host. -Dorothy Parker.

@naturalandreal

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host. -Dorothy Parker.

@nollaigdream

Limerick!

There once was a lady from crew, Whos limericks stopped at line 2..

@hbabybean

A Young Man

There was a young man from Leeds, Who swallowed a packet of seeds, Within an hour his dick was a flower and his balls were covered in weeds..

@kirsty10

There Was Once A Girl Called Bex

There was once a girl called Bex, who never really had sex. Then one day she lost her specks, so now she couldn't have sex, oh that poor old Bex!.

@zimpenfish

A rugby match played under water Is quite like a vicar's young daughter Although not so much Except for the touch Of strapping young men where they n'oughta.