Limerick :P

@naturalandreal

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host. -Dorothy Parker.

@SwaggaLove13

Beautifully representing peace like a small white dove, Perfectly crafted by Angels high in heaven up above, Though we are apart, Bestill my heart, For, forever and so on you are my love..

@nollaigdream

Limerick!

There once was a lady from crew, Whos limericks stopped at line 2..

@hbabybean

A Young Man

There was a young man from Leeds, Who swallowed a packet of seeds, Within an hour his dick was a flower and his balls were covered in weeds..

@kirsty10

There Was Once A Girl Called Bex

There was once a girl called Bex, who never really had sex. Then one day she lost her specks, so now she couldn't have sex, oh that poor old Bex!.

@SwaggaLove13

There are many things I oh so regret, Things I truely wish I could forget, But what's done is done, I had my fun Have I fully changed for the better?… no not yet..

@Htaylor1998

New York Pork

There once was a man from New York Who's favourite thing was to eat pork He ate and he gorged On boar after boar 'till one day he collapsed on the floor.

@naturalandreal

I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I’m under the table, after four I’m under my host. -Dorothy Parker.