Limerick

@TheShinn

Botany

There was a young fellow from Leeds Who swallowed a packet of seeds In less than an hour His dick was a flower And his balls were covered in weeds.

@nollaigdream

Bunny

Me am a little bunny, Me hop and skip and runny Me trained to kill With bunny powered will And a tiny bunny sized gunny.

@dspratt484

Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who kept all his cash in a bucket, but his wife named Nan, Ran away with a man, And as for the bucket, Nantucket. .

@dspratt484

Limerick

There once was a man from Ealing, In his stomach he had a terrible feeling, But the sign on the door, Said don't spit on the floor, So he looked up and spat on the ceiling!.

@clementallen

Billy Limerick

There was a boy called billy with a ten foot willy and he showed it to the girl next door. She thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now it's only five foot four..

@LiteralFeline

Old Man

There was an old man from Darjeeling, who boarded a bus bound for Ealing. He saw on the door 'Please don't spit on the floor'. So he stood up and spat on the ceiling!.

@lumleyrob

I'm Not So Sure.

I'm not so sure i was meant to be like this. I'm not so sure i was meant to feel like this. I'm not so sure i was meant to think like this.

@bookworm28

There was a young lady of Tottenham Who had no manners or else she'd forgotten em' At Tea with the Vicar She whipped off her knickers Because, she replied, she felt ot' in em'.