Thank goodness for our King Lee,
Sense he always makes us see,
Without his kind words,
Our fights would get absurd,
And I fear Opuss would cease to be!
[for @LeeLee101]
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Comments & Feedback (7)
Oh leave off! blushes Kim I appreciate the piece and the sentiment but I only said as I saw. Nah who am I kidding! Love it hunnybunch™! 😂 👍❤
@Irrational_Kimmi OMG YOUR PROFILE PICTURE ❤IT'S MY HUSBAND ❤ LOKIIIIII❤ (sorry super fangirl over here. Just had to say it.)
@burrahobbit I think you'll find it's my husband 😜 lol and your profile pic is genius, that's exactly what I'm like with anything Lord of the Rings. Now I shall tease you with the fact I've met Billy Boyd and I got a hug. Hehe
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