There once was a young and sexy farmer.
He liked to smoke Marijuana.
He played two drags, pass.
Fell flat on his ass.
An now him and his friends are full of laughter!
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Comments & Feedback (15)
Sure, but then again we are losing like millions of those a day, btw I don't really smoke anything, just trying to see the world through Bob Marley's eyes @iPuss
We all have an opinion @iPuss and I think he was an idiot for dying a preventable death, but I am merely another being in this vast world, besides who am imI to judge
You know what, I think I'm gonna go speed the word of the lord an go preach I front of a gay convention, pfft some people
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