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Bunts
If you judge a book by it's cover... You might miss out on an amazing story... xx
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Remember Me?
Remember me. It's Katie B Just calling by To send a Hi.... Worked day and night On my new website So when you're free Call by and see........... See you soon xxxxx www.blackshoe.webs.com.
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My Opuss Friends X
Just popping in To say a quick hi Been so very busy I haven't been by to make up my poems As I love to do I might not be here.. But I'm thinking of you..!!!.
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Busy Bee
The business is booming. I haven't time to stop. How could I know how much went in. To starting up my shop. Lots of lovely comments. Make all the work worthwhile. And seeing order rolling in.
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Great News!
My business is beginning to boom I wasn't expecting it so soon Im going to say this really loud MY WORK'S PAID OFF.. AND I'M SO PROUD!!!!.
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My Mum And Dad X
Was good to see my folks today I miss them very much We may live quite a way away But we always keep in touch..
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Blackshoe
Hey guys... If you're on Facebook, please like my page "Blackshoe" .... Or share on your your wall to spread the word as far as possible..It's my homemade cards/plaques/gifts etc.
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Yawn!!
So much for my day of "nothing" I cleaned and washed and cooked Ironed brushed and hoovered I'm absolutely.............. Shot x.
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Bunts Quest Of 200
With followers at 199 I can't believe my luck When I first saw Opuss I only came to have a look So come and make 200 And make Old Bunts here Smile Cos now I've had a look around I'm staying for a...
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Doing Nothing..?
Today.. I'm going to do nothing I've been wanting a day to do that!. I might just run round with the Hoover... Get all the crumbs from the mat..
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About Time......
I've had such a lovely day I've worn myself right out Just lots of laughing all day long Cos that's what life's about..................now xxx.
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Reposted By Me!
I posted this at midnight last night.. I'm re posting it, because I believe it can change your life... If you're strong enough to do it...
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My Message To You.
Let things go, don't hold them in There are some fights, you'll never win There are some folk, You'll never trust Their promises, are not worth dust Don't try to change their wicked way Or take on...
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Ultimate Embarrassment
Please read to the end - I'm mortified - yet laughing still now!..!. xx So there's this woman in the corner shop, who keeps me talking for a good half hour, every time I call in. Pain in the ass.
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Happiness
Happiness is silence. On a quiet forest walk. It's being with the person. Who doesn't make you talk. It's freedom like a bird. Moving high up in the sky. It's being allowed to be alone.
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Rubbish slugs
Where do all the slugs come from And what the fuck are they for. The human race puke when they see one Then they puke at their slime on the floor.... Seriously though.. Fuck off rubbish slugs...!!.
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X Night Off Opus X
Spending tonight spoiling my 12 year old with face packs.. Nail varnish.. And kisses..!. You all know why xxxxx.
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For Tia ... RIP xx
So this one I write for Tia A 12 year old, just like mine Who today should be playing out in the bright sun Who deserves for her life to be fine..
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Never Ever Again
If I don't return your messages Then my silence lets you know That I haven't turned & looked back Since the day I let you go.
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My Boo
Tonight my little girl comes home Long weekend with me I'll wrap my arms around her.. Cause that's where my Boo should be.
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Sleepy Head
At last..my bed..
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What A Nob!!
Hope I've done it right.... #household I'll tell you the story of Bob Who went for an important job On a cushion he sat One sneeze and he shat Bad timing you Unemployed nob!.
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The Old Grey Man...
There's an old man lives Across from me His house is dark and grim His curtains always closed His front gate booted in.
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What A Day!
So tired and sleepy Feet up at last It's taken SO LONG For this day to go past!. In front of the tele I'm going to fall Drink tea and send silly Poems to you all xx.
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Mmmmmmmmm
Bubbles bubbles Bunting Relaxing in the tub Flickering of candles smells of sandalwood Breathing slow and heavy Calm and amber light Skin so smooth and soft again..all ready for the night....
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School Holidays!
So I left Boo back in Liverpool And came back home to work She's happy with her Grandma And the quiet is a perk... Dont get my wrong I miss her But I don't exactly pine..
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and...
...I hadn't finished my message!!. This is making me sad :( xxx.
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Cant sign in!!!
Is anyone else having trouble logging in. Ive been trying for an hour!. I know I can't read your response until I finally stop getting "Error Logging in" ...but come on Opuss ... Oh, and.
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New Hair
At a loss of 8".... X.
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Short Hair :/
I've been a little wild With very little thought I took a pair of scissors And cut my hair real short The curls are wild and crazy They're bouncy, fresh and new The question.. Do I love it??.
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Sleeping Bunts
OMG.... Slept for ten hours Must have been tired Tis lucky it's weekend Else I'd have been fired!.
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Sent by email x
I can't log in to Opuss, So I'm send this to say, Sweet dreams every one of you Until we're back ..to play :) xxx Sent from my iPhone.
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The shagging has stopped!
Be warned...It's not pleasant..xxx The neighbours, at last, have stopped shagging, How the hell did they both survive that. He's about 80 with very short legs and she is as blind as a bat...
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Testing
I'm sending this post from my email,I thought I would give it a go,I hope it goes throughand gets sent to you..I'll log in and check so I know!. Bunts x.
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Ugly Neighbour Fuck :(
Ugly neighbours made up I'm sorry to say...!!. They'll humping and pumping And banging all day!. "Oh baby,Go faster.. Yes harder.." she screams All of last night... .. Today too It seems..!.
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Xx
Fee fi foe fum... Goodnight my friends, Today's been fun!!. Back tomorrow for more of the same....xxx.
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Noisy Neighbours!!!
I hate it when my neighbours fight It always happens late at night Nearly time to go to bed I wish they'd have a shag instead!.
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No Thank You!!
I saw him on the street today. With a blond girl on his arm. Laughing with his big white teeth. All pretence and charm. I look on with a smile. Now I'm where I want to be.
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Great Day With Boo
I really had the perfect day I smiled from start to end I spent it with my daughter My special bestest friend..
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Nice Surprise..!
Ooooo sexy butcher gave me an extra sausage....!!!.
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Friends
..now I'm on the better side...... I want to take a minute To send a special note To say a massive thank you For the caring words you wrote...
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You'd Be So Proud..
You'd be so proud You'd laugh out loud Like you did.. With all your might.. It's so unfair That you're not there To see.. I won the fight..!.
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I Wish I Was 12...
My little girl got her head caught in the window of an orange space rocket today...!!!!. How cool is that?. That's how to have an accident!!. I stubbed my toe on the filing cabinet :(.
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Miss You Today Jimmy
I carry you with me In every day Remember the crinkle When you smiled that way I'm safe in the knowledge Youre close as can be..
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Sunday Night!!!
Sunday night is rotten The weekend is forgotten No more time for rest Work clothes neatly pressed Monday here again Sun replaced by rain We all reach for the same.. Friday night again!.
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Boiling Bath Tub!!
My bath is too hot And it's made me all red I'm too hot to move N' there's a pulse in my head..!!.
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Well done G B
Well, I dont think GreatBritain have anything to ashamed of.... A wonderful opening Ceremony to the 2012 Olympics!!. Well done. Proud of you!!!.
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My New Bike
I bought a bike To take to town But it keeps on turning Upside down So when I think I'm half way there Turns out.. I've not gone anywhere...?!?.
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Won't Be Long Friends..!!
Let's give it a go Coz I've got to know If my brain has gone cold Are my rhymes all too old. ...slipping down the scale I'm beginning to fail!.
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Still Nothing.. :(
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Writers Block
Nothing is falling Out of my mind Please understand Please be kind I hope it comes back But if it does not I've enjoyed my time here with you.....a lot xxx.
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I Know That You're There
Song lyrics... Can't wait to hear them to music.. Hope you like. Bunts xx If you tell me it's Friday, When I know it's Monday.. Then I'll take it the weekend's tomorrow.
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I Know That You're There
Song lyrics... Can't wait to hear them to music.. Hope you like. Bunts xx If you tell me it's Friday, When I know it's Monday.. Then I'll take it the weekend's tomorrow.
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Cool Wristwatch!
So, The dog was winding the wristwatch, And I noticed it was mine "What do you want with my favorite watch.
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X Factor...?
My budgie's watching X Factor, And trying to phone a vote. But it's me that pays the licence fee So I took back my remote!!.
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Bitch That Hit My Car..
..Turns out she's a solicitor What a bloody farce Enjoy your fraudulent claim for now... ..till Karma bites your arse!.
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Complete Bitch!
So, I've just had a phone call And I can't believe this is true But the woman who drove into me Is putting a claim through...!!. They asked for my insurance I swear I couldn't speak..
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Closure
I passed him on the street today How strange that felt to see The guy that used to rule my life Was stood in front of me. I froze for just a moment Remembering before..
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Monday Bloody Monday
I bloody hate Mondays They make me feel sad My brain won't switch on And my handwriting's bad Is it only me That feels a lazy tit Because each Monday morning I couldn't give a shit!!!!.
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My Wish.....
I can't believe it's Sunday night The week is nearly here I've been too busy doing jobs To hang out with a beer Once again it's Monday It comes round far to fast I wish we had a weekend That would...
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Prudence, Re Posted Xx
So, up marches Prudence the Penguin. With his luggage tucked under his wings.. "What do you keep in your suitcase.
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An Ode To My Bed...
@suzzeeq ... An ode to my bed xx After a day like today There's one thing to be said There's nowhere else I'd rather be Than snuggled in my bed.
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Car Crash :(
Someone smashed into my car Whilst I drove home tonight It forced my car right off the road Thank God, I am alright So I'm sat here with a brandy And my tears have just begun These things...
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Friday
Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday Friday...
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Back To Work
Tomorrow I go back to work As all my jobs are done A life changing experience... And a battle that I've won. Now I'm a different person I wear a smile.. I'm free..
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Vacation
A poem about a vacation as suggested by @ckahn xx I think I need a vacation Where the sun can rest on my skin I could lie by the pool and relax And fill my glass up with cool gin.
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Frantic Dance On M60..!!
I nearly had a heart attack And I'm not taking it too far.. I was zooming down the motorway.. There was a wasp trapped in my car!!. I screeched in to the lay by You don't know the panic I feel...
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Nipple Piercing ..ouch!
I was going to have my nipple pierced All fancy and glam like a star In the end I backed off, I was frightened... And my tits are alright as they are.. :).
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Bless Her......?!?•:
My little girl cooked me my tea She's such a little tryer.. She said it was a mild curry ..now my bum is on actual fire...!!!.
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50 Shades Of Chav
I can't take credit for this.. But it's so funny I thought you'd like it too....
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Kate's Perfect Job
Chosen by @sjw I've thought about this one a lot And the job location would be hot I think it would be on the beach And cooling drinks would be in reach...
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Kate's Perfect Date
Chosen by...@leelee101 I don't want much to make me smile Something nice once in a while I do not need to dance till late To make a really perfect date.
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Any Challenges..?
I'm ready to do some writing Now I'm finished with all the fighting But the subject - I can not decide been thinking, I really have tried So I pass on the question to you Cos I simply haven't a clue.
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My New Home..
Hope you've not forgotten me I'm here and I will always be I've found and settled somewhere new I'm so happy,and I'm safe too.
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Long Long Day!!!!
At last.. Finally... ..I'm in my new home, And I absolutely love it!!!!!!!. Xxxxxxxxxx.
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Another Challenge...!
@leelee101 another one for you You set me a challenge.. And you know what I will do!!!!. 1 Good reason to NOT be single!. (tough one!!) RIGHT!!!... Read on...
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10 Reasons 2b Single
Dedicated to @leelee101 So my good friend Lee Gave a challenge to me Read on with a smile (this may take me a while!) May I just add before I start..
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Sheep In The Bathroom
There's a sheep in my bathroom Brushing his hair And I've no idea Just how he got there. It was funny at first A bit of a laugh... But the cheeky git Is now running a bath!!!!.
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Crumbs In My Bed!!
I bloody hate crumbs in my bed They make me all itchy and red Thats point 283 If you're asking me ..Why I'd rather be single instead!!!. :).
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For Boo..
I wrote this last month...
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When We Move On..
I wrote a list with my little girl Boo, Of all of the things that we want to do, It wasn't a list of treats and days out, But a list of what life really should be about..
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6 Days To Go
6 days to go Just so you know The countdown has started Till I will be parted For everything bad That makes me so sad I'm almost as happy... As I've ever been in my whole entire life.... X.
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My Old School Bully
You've gone fat.. That makes me grin, You ask me why. Let me begin... By telling you when we were young The hurtful things you said, they stung. Everyone looked up to you, Miss Beautiful..
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My Lovely Picture
I saw a picture in my mind So pulled it out and made it mine So beautiful and calm to see Of smiles of friends, of you and me. Forever stretched out all around, Just holding hands without a sound..
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Perfect
You're the closest thing to perfect, That I think I've ever known You're the only one who knows me... The only one I've shown x.
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Tutt Tutt Grandad!
Great Grandad Henry Stop smoking that joint You're already senile So there's really no point!.
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Thats Why Im So Excited
There's a smile on my face As I look straight ahead I could stay here in hell.. Or I could move on instead..
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Untitled
Contract signed New life begins 1st July!. So excited I could burst!!!.
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Apple Pie Bum!
Who's that knocking at my door. It's 10 o clock at night. I'm wearing my pajamas And my face must look a fright. I peek around the curtain And much to my surprise..
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Bad Pussy
My nose nose is dripping and red There's a pulse throbbing in my head I'm fed up of blowing my nose All I want to do is doze But my cat has other ideas Which practically drives me to tears She wants...
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Wondering eyes...!!
My boss was rude again today And I kinda lost my cool "What is it that you're looking at?...
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Cheeky Monkey!
The monkey has got an erection. It's enormous and pointing at me.. I don't think I'd mind if we were at the zoo, But he's sitting right here on my knee!!!.
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Wow!!!
My little girl bought me a Fathers Day Card!. She said I'd been a Mum AND Dad to her.. She's 12. ...Overwhelming!!!!!!❤.
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Not Forgetting...
To those who love their Daddy... But can no longer tell them. Those of us who can... Tell them, as we are lucky indeed!.
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❤Happy Fathers Day❤
To all you Daddy's ... Fathers and Pops, Have a wonderful Fathers Day From all your kids who love you lots. (Especially Mine.... xxx).
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For Crying Out Loud...!
The dog's on the floor Right behind the front door He's reading a book About giving a fuck The cat's on the stair Cos he shit on the chair He doesn't care.... Little Bastard!.
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Forwards...
I will look at the sky With a smile and a sigh I will wake everyday Knowing all is ok I will be inwardly proud Never saying out loud Of the things I went through If only you knew...
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Pay Back For Breakfast
So I put some stuff in his breakfast, For the beatings... I thought he should pay!. It's been hurting to grin, with the bruise on my chin.. At him locked in the toilet all day...!!!!!!.
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Found My New Home!
It's the beginning of a brand new adventure, Of a future I've been waiting for, At last I am free, At last I can smile, I needn't be scared anymore.
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To Catherine..x
My friend lost her fight with leukaemia today.. No poems tonight. God bless to Catherine. Bunts. X.
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