Stories Of Old

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Bear

I have a dog named Polar Bear, So come in my yard if you dare, He'll run up to you For a quick pet or two, And his tail will wag through the air..

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Japan

There once was a girl from Japan who lived in an old garbage can. When asked why she did, she raised up the lid and said,"Good housing too high in this land!".

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Hairy Scary

There once was an old man named Larry, Whose face was exceedingly hairy. When sitting and shaving, His wife would start raving That waking to stubble was scary..

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Internet Bards

Some poets once had no chagrin, All internet bards with thick skin, By day and by night, Rude stanzas they’d write: Folks called them the wired Loony Bin..

@dewday0483

There once was a cat called opus That walked through a field of lotus She had quite a bad tail That was very very frail So she sleepers in that field of lotus.

@emmajane

A Limerick

Love's not a high, cause you can't sleep it off But Love's not a low, cause it's what you're dreaming of Love is a hunger, it makes you a hunter, And once you kill once, you won't get enough.

@Julygirl125

September

Way back in ol' September The sky was as gold as ember What a beautiful sight. It felt so right. This day I will always remeber!.

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Virus

From an ancient Egyptian papyrus A professor translated a virus It was rather terrific For an old Hieroglyphic His computer was cursed by Osiris..