Bear

@diablos4

Hairy Scary

There once was an old man named Larry, Whose face was exceedingly hairy. When sitting and shaving, His wife would start raving That waking to stubble was scary..

@diablos4

Internet Bards

Some poets once had no chagrin, All internet bards with thick skin, By day and by night, Rude stanzas they’d write: Folks called them the wired Loony Bin..

@dewday0483

There once was a cat called opus That walked through a field of lotus She had quite a bad tail That was very very frail So she sleepers in that field of lotus.

@emmajane

A Limerick

Love's not a high, cause you can't sleep it off But Love's not a low, cause it's what you're dreaming of Love is a hunger, it makes you a hunter, And once you kill once, you won't get enough.

@Julygirl125

September

Way back in ol' September The sky was as gold as ember What a beautiful sight. It felt so right. This day I will always remeber!.

@Julygirl125

Dancing

I decided to do a lil' dance Across the room I did prance If I did a split I'd sure be a hit. But instead I ripped through my pants!.

@Julygirl125

Giving Up

I thought I had the upper hand Now I don't know where I stand You and me had a blast I thought it would last But I guess I'm just a footprint in the sand.

@diablos4

Japan

There once was a girl from Japan who lived in an old garbage can. When asked why she did, she raised up the lid and said,"Good housing too high in this land!".