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@nikujagagirl

Humpty

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Rocked too much and began to fall. Landed hard on his head. No doubt he's dead. But he made the best omelet of all!.

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@diablos4

Study

I've been studying all night and I'm tired, But I can't sleep because I'm so wired. So I'll play on the net 'Stead of going to bed, And my tests will seem a quagmire..

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@diablos4

Old Alligator

There was a young lady named Slater Who married an old alligator. The night that they wed They climbed into bed, But rather than mate her, he ate her..

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@diablos4

Ass

There was a young maid from Madras Who had a magnificent ass; Not rounded and pink, As you probably think--- It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass..

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@diablos4

Timing

Roses can sometimes be Red And Violets are generally Blue For it's not in the Rhyming But all in the Timing That makes a dumb Limerick True.

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@diablos4

Nude

There once was a woman from St. Jude, who rode her horse in the nude. She galloped too long, and unless I am wrong. You expected this rhyme to be crude..

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@greyauthor

The Economy

There once was a fish Who hadn't a job And so with each dish He ate like a slob..

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@iPuss

Marijuana!

There once was a young and sexy farmer. He liked to smoke Marijuana. He played two drags, pass. Fell flat on his ass. An now him and his friends are full of laughter!.

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