9 February 2013
To see the world from your eyes part II : Dear crappy computer
Dear crappy computer, Today was officially the worst day ever in the history of worst days! I barely slept at all last night so I was way too tired to do much of anything today. Anica started saying a bunch of nonsense about my curtains, so I said what I usually say when I have no idea what the heck you just said, "Yeah sure, whatever." You think I'd've learned by now. Then I went to nap for a few minutes, or hours. I can't really remember. I've been having those weird dreams again, and not the ones where I'm shopping at the grocery store naked. I keep seeing my past all over again. Every time I wake up from them I think about all those memories, both good and bad, and I start to feel restless and depressed. I mean, none of my dreams have come true, I've hardly accomplished anything worth a $#!%, and now everyone thinks I'm crazy. Living with a little girl has been driving me nuts! Not only do I have to listen to her go on and on about things like unicorns and philosophy, but apparently she also planned some big tea party and invited everyone in my whole frickin' neighborhood! Guess what? That little brat didn't even tell me! Wait, maybe she did. I don't really pay much attention when she's talking to me. Anyway, I had no idea what kind of horrors I would awake to late that afternoon (don't judge me!). I heard the sound of voices, so I went upstairs to see what was going on. WARNING!!!!!!!! THE FOLLOWING PART OF THIS BOOK IS RATED TCWFYO FOR THIS CRAP WILL FREAK YOU OUT!!!!!!!! READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED. I walked in to find my room covered in pink doilies and glitter. Anica had made my curtains into a tablecloth with this girly looking fringe on it (I really should listen to people more, that's how I ended up in this mess)! You want to know the worst part? She was having tea with my creepy German neighbor! "Hello Uncle Deric! We were just discussing politics!" she said with that insanely annoying smile of hers. So there I was, in my sweats and old shirt with "The Police" on it that I've had since college in front of my worst enemy and the little girl that ruined my life. It's madness! MADNESS I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! From that point I kind of lost it. Lets just say there was a lot of crying and screaming from that point (mostly from me). Then eventually sower Kraut went back home and I went back to sleep. For dinner we had to eat all the leftover pastries Anica made. They were delicious, but I'm still mad at her. I read her some story about a girl with magic powers for a bedtime story (which she insisted upon reading or else she wouldn't go to sleep). Anyway, 'night crappy old computer. Today was exhausting.
How a little girl ruined my life ch.10 • Opuss № I