Another random quote of my dad

@ponyo

Let Us All Take A Moment...

Let's us all take a moment and be thankful that spiders can't fly ;).

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@andreafredriksen

I Love When We

I love when we have a music contest..

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@vieromero

Hey BUD

If we were a bong, weed all get along!!.

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@SeeingSpots

George Bush Quotes.

"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating." "More and more of our imports come from overseas" "I'm the master of low expectations.".

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@Hermione28

Harry Potter Quote 1

Harry didn't usually lie in bed reading his text books, that sort of behaviour, as Ron rightly said, was indecent in anybody except Hermione, who was simply weird that way..

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@Hermione28

Harry Potter Quote 4

Ha haa. To bad boys. You'll need to get up earlier than that to beat a Firebolt.

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@Hermione28

Harry Potter Quote 5

"I am not joking Mr Weasley, though, now you mention it, I did hear an excellent one over the summer about a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun who all go into a bar".

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@nikujagagirl

Super funny Russian quote!

Why does the rooster sing all his life. Because he has lots of wives but not a single mother-in-law!.

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