"The Irish: we don't tan, we burn."
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So you want to hear the story of my life? I was born, I live, and one day I will die.
"The Irish: we don't tan, we burn."
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So you want to hear the story of my life? I was born, I live, and one day I will die.
Let's us all take a moment and be thankful that spiders can't fly ;).
I love when we have a music contest..
If we were a bong, weed all get along!!.
"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating." "More and more of our imports come from overseas" "I'm the master of low expectations.".
Harry didn't usually lie in bed reading his text books, that sort of behaviour, as Ron rightly said, was indecent in anybody except Hermione, who was simply weird that way..
Ha haa. To bad boys. You'll need to get up earlier than that to beat a Firebolt.
"I am not joking Mr Weasley, though, now you mention it, I did hear an excellent one over the summer about a troll, a hag, and a leprechaun who all go into a bar".
Why does the rooster sing all his life. Because he has lots of wives but not a single mother-in-law!.
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