Imagination

@33Guetta78

Best Christmas Jingle

Jingle bells, twilight smells. Edward ran away Bella dies, Jacob cries. Star Wars all the Way.

@Hermione28

My Family Quotes

Ben- Come on. Scare me. Try and put me down. Michael- You're losing your hair, you're getting turkey neck, and the only reason you're a dentist is you failed to get into medical school!.

@nikujagagirl

Opuss

Opuss: Where I go to escape the craphole that is my life..

@tattyteddy

'Any Shark, That's going a round, In Oscar Town, Is going down. ' shark tale. <^v•,,>.

@tattyteddy

You must be Bruce, I've been expecting you..

@tattyteddy

LOVE THIS

'So your the: boss, the electrician and the janitor..must be a killer Christmas party - don't get drunk though, one of you might need a ride home!'.

@hannahholdenxo

Are you seriously saying that something I want, isn't going to happen - Jack Whitehall - Fresh Meat.

@KLA

Meh Ha Ha Ha

Try taking the "the" out of Psychotherapist. *sighs* HUMANS THESE DAYS!!.