To all my haters

@Tizzy

Right Here Right Now; Quote #1

~Quote from Russell Howard: Right Here Right Now; on last night at 9~ "Vajazzle. Sounds like something a mental person would do if you locked them in a warehouse full of tinsel!".

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@anniegx

Overheard2

I don't like men with balls- they hit you in the head with them.

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@JessieH

:/

That awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you octopus.

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@dogdogluvr

Story Of My Life...

I plan to live forever... Or die trying!.

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@Oliverthepen

Random #1: Spoons

Spoons. I wonder, who came up with that idea. I mean, it's not something that would suddenly pop up in your mind is it. Mind you, they're pretty cool. And Random..

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@OliviaRadford

My Favourite Quote From The Best TV Show

"If I'm gonna be an old, lonely man, I'm gonna need a thing, you know, a hook, like that guy on the subway who eats his own face. So I figure I'll be Crazy Man with a Snake, y’know. Crazy Snake Man.

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@Karrollee

I Know You Know This

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down, and I'd like to take a minute just sit in my chair and TELL YOU HOW I BECAME A PRINCE IN A TOWN CALLED BEL AIR!.

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@ren360

Butt...

"Ooh, look at me. I'm gonna touch the butt!" ~Sheldon, Finding Nemo..

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