Random Quote #142

@33Guetta78

"Coke please." "Is Pepsi ok?" "Is Monopoly money ok?".

@MayaEnde

Hello And Don't Go

If you see a person say "hello" if you see a person leaving get on your knees and say " don't go!!!".

@Emma_33

"Hello internets. The fuck?" -Danisnotonfire.

@33Guetta78

My future family photo: .

@AnonLifeliver

You know we've completely fucked the world when we have to start buying fake plants..

@Danny714

iPhone's Favorite Football Team

What's the iPhones favorite football team. The Chargers. :P.

@nick_cant_read

I have CDO. It is exactly like OCD except all of the letters are in alphabetical as they should be..

@33Guetta78

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's, hey I just met you..