8 December 2012
"WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nah I'm just kidding we're going to be fine,except that one crazy guy over there."
"Here is some advice for my future boyfriend, whoever he may be. If yore going to love me, you're going to have to love anime."
"I'm living in a nutshell and loving every minute of it!"
"If you make fun of me one more time about having a bad cough I swear I will smack you on the head with my inhaler!"
"(starts randomly laughing like a psycho)"
"My books are my babies!"
Friend: What would you like to eat for lunch?
Me: Food would be nice.
"Life is so much more fun when you're insane!"
" Why God? Why did you curse me with such good looks?!?"
"Moooooooooooo!!! I'm a fish."
" That's nuttier than peanut butter!"
" (me talking to my dog) no Winston this is my cheeseburger!!!!!!"
"In the words of Monty Python, always look on the bright side of life, badum, badum, badum, badum, badum!"
"I'm going to be perfectly honest here, 80% of my energy comes from caffeinated teas."
"Mummy, the Americans are scary."
"This bookstore has everything! "Mein kampf, "The rise and fall of the third Reich," "Metamaus," and even Anne Frank's diary! I am not a Nazi!"
"I may seem calm on the outside, but on the inside I'm a total lunatic."
Funny quotes of me • Opuss № I