Randomness #7

@33Guetta78

I'd like to thank Tetris for making me really good at loading my dishwasher..

@33Guetta78

Make the little things count... Teach midgets math..

@nikujagagirl

To all my haters

To all my haters: You want to know how your mouth and a cow's anus are alike. All that comes out of them is bull sh!t..

@ren360

Butt...

"Ooh, look at me. I'm gonna touch the butt!" ~Sheldon, Finding Nemo..

@Tizzy

Right Here Right Now; Quote #1

~Quote from Russell Howard: Right Here Right Now; on last night at 9~ "Vajazzle. Sounds like something a mental person would do if you locked them in a warehouse full of tinsel!".

@anniegx

Overheard2

I don't like men with balls- they hit you in the head with them.

@JessieH

:/

That awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you octopus.

@33Guetta78

Crocs are for people who like adding a degree of difficulty to getting laid..