There once was a fella named yowwa.
Who rocked Opuss with his awesome writing power!
A loyal friend,
will be there 'till the end.
I know this sucks but please don't glower!
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So you want to hear the story of my life? I was born, I live, and one day I will die.
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@nikujagagirl darling your limericks are RED HOT. Gosh. You inspire to greater feats of idiocy πππππππ
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