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(Rude words)

Who among us will take the blame
When the talentless search for fifteen minutes of fame
Sure, It's nice to be supportive
But praise the deluded and something will give.

Young girls with an aspiration
To be a footballer's wife without further ambition
Celebrity status to be won in bars
Or quicker by flashing their knickers exiting cars

Willing to parade their grimiest secrets
Without a care on who it affects
Paraded on tele, in front of a baying crowd
How can this infamy be something of which to be proud?

Get a grip, get a life, get a job
Don't seek notoriety from dipping your knob
Too many mimers with not enough hits
Too many wannabes flashing their tits

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Comments & Feedback (12)

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Talentless ambitions indeed - well said Burr πŸ‘πŸ˜ŒπŸ˜˜

Perfect πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

@leelee101 @Fly10 @Irrational_Kimmi don't get me wrong.. I'm not complaint about the flashing of boobs per se .. πŸ˜‰

@Burrfoot πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Well said. It's the blatant exhibitionism I cringe at. Where did it all go wrong. 😑

Slightly obscene but true all the same…

@eddie12309 I blame Sam Fox πŸ˜‰

@Bobdimmer summed me up nicely πŸ‘

Haha. Or women on cans of Tennants. 😳

@eddie12309 how date you say that about Tina Tennents!!!

Oh, I missed this one!!! πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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