It's been a hard day in paradise
Up on my fluffy cloud
So glad I'm not you
Sleeping on the ground
It's been a hard day of sleep
It lasted so long
The fact that you sleep
Just two hours is wrong
It's been a hard, hard day
Counting all my money
The fact that you're broke
Isn't that funny
It's been a hard day
drinking and chilling
So glad I'm not you
Your lifestyle is killing
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