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Hello everyone we need your help
It's unfair the cards some of us are dealt
The struggles we go through everyday
Just for people to say
'Look at that freak'
'Their a right geek'
For just a million pounds a month
You can make life happy for this dunce
No longer will people point and stare
These people are very rare
Being one myself I know the pain
People say 'aww such a shame' well no more
It's time for us to have the floor
I speak for all of us when I say
Donate and give us your pay
I am of course talking about the ginger ones
Just remember one day one of us could be your sons

letslive1959

@letslive1959

Ramble young man ramble Kik: ginge1959

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Comments & Feedback (3)

My grandson has red hair, it's beautiful! β˜ΊπŸ‘±

My daughter is almost strawberry blonde πŸ˜‰

@Burrfoot ah you escaped your one of the lucky ones

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